Nigella >>>>>>>>>>>>> Giada

she turned making a salad into a sexual feast for our eyes.

Priscilla Presley is not dating Tom Jones.

because she was “oozing sex.”

Oh..kay?

Best headline about this news “Amal Clooney and actor husband are expecting twins” .

Exactly. People say things at different points in their life and they change their minds. Let’s all stop acting as if wanting kids is the worst thing in the world.

No, I’m pretty sure they only got married as a series of escalating dares.

Well you’re right, she isn’t. My internet research indicates that that picture was taken in September.

SERIOUSLY

I’m tall and small-hipped like Amal (wish my hair was like hers though), and I carried twins to 38 weeks. They fucking destroyed my stomach. It now hangs in a large wrinkled mass and when I bend down it separates into two pendulous sacks that resemble a very old man’s balls. I’m sure she’ll get a tummy tuck 6 months…

Due in June? June when? 2018?

I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Amal is really pregnant with Jennifer Aniston’s twins.

When you have more money than God, it really doesn’t matter — you can have 10 nannies on one kid if you want to. Madonna just adopted twin four-year-olds, and she’s 58. When you have all the money, you can do anything and everything.

They would just have to settle for being intelligent, rich, and well-connected.

100% of the time, i’m right every time.

Not just the eyeball squint, note the hunched-down-into-the-collar-with-forward-neck-tilt that is the favored (favoured) posture of all who grew up in snow and wind. My neck’s till fucked up from growing up on Lake Ontario.

Also, and I cannot believe I didn’t notice this the first time, Will has cleverly accessorized with an actual snow plow driving away behind him. Now that’s fashion!

no he loses just for breaking amy poehler’s heart

I volunteer to check on him