littlekingtrashmouth
LittleKingTrashmouth
littlekingtrashmouth

Man, fuck this guy. If I ever went to his dinner party, I would scream lyrics and twerk as he played his piano, just because he doesn’t like people to sing along when he’s having his moment.

Christy has been married at least as many times as he has and is apparently kind of a pain in her own right. This might be a pretty equal pairing.

She kept saying “he didn’t sign up for this”

I have two step-parents and three step-siblings and even I think that when your father can say “one of the best stepfathers to my daughters” your family life is kind of shitty. Having a parent remarry multiple times can create a very unstable home situation, and as much as I dislike the Hadids and the Jenners, that

My fave moment from RHOBH is from (I think) Yolanda’s first appearance where she’s flitting around David and cooing “My Love” constantly. She makes dinner and he takes a bite and tells her dismissively “Little salty, babe”

“I tend to go from marriage to marriage—leaving one wife for another,” Foster said.

Hell, I’m a PA for 3 cats, and I currently do all that shit for FREE. For 70K? Hang on, Rob, I’m coming!

Not enough.

wait what? you make quite a bit more than 70k to be an assistant at a not for profit? is this like...a MAJOR not for profit?

I get paid less than half of this with a PhD. Good thing I decided to devote myself to teaching (cries into instant coffee).

I think it’s the use of ALLCAPS that makes it seem a little bonkers. It’s reasonable that if someone’s on set from, what, 5/6 a.m. until 8 p.m., they want some kind of hot meal to be waiting for them at home so they can actually eat.

I want to get you started on the shitstorm involving the Santa Barbara News Press!

Oh god. I AM a personal assistant from Montecito (where Rob lives, on Mirimar beach..) and I have only heard the WORST stories about him and his wife. She is super cheap, uses his name everywhere to get discounts, and don’t even get me started on the shitstorm he was involved in re: the Santa Barbara News Press years

It’s clear that Rob Lowe is a real life Tamogotchi. I hope the new assistant knows this or she may kill a national treasure.

Eh, those requirements don’t seem too bad? I mean, I wouldn’t do them, but I also wouldn’t apply to be a celebrity’s personal assistant. That kinda diva behavior is bound to come with the territory, and that doesn’t even seem too diva-ish.

It’s a dig at the headline, not Annie.

“Ensure the client is fed” is deeply funny to me.

Able to lift up to 25 pounds as required to support THE CLIENT

— Ensure the CLIENT [Rob] is fed and has coffee throughout the day

Okay so today I learned that Rob Lowe is a lot less demanding than my husband.