I have been seeing a Republican acquaintance on Facebook tell ‘cute’ stories about her daughter including her 6-year-old saying “I’m ugly and fat”. This woman, by the way, was constantly on a diet despite being rail thin and worked out every night on the elliptical. She voted for Trump. Three guesses where her…

BRB, hugging my 5 and 7-year-old daughters and reminding them how fucking amazing and brilliant they are.

That made me laugh so hard that my computer screen is covered in Pino Noir.

Yes but now 6 year old girls know they are smarter than a sitting president so that should help for the future.

That’s right. I already knew I was smarter by then, watching them slam into each other like apes on the playground.

Sadly, a lot of it is generational and reinforced from woman to woman. My mother was taken out of school in grade 10, since her family didn’t see the point in educating their daughter past that point. For decades she thought it was because she wasn’t as smart as her brothers. She got over that, but still held some…

It’s saddening how many people are totally unaware of how devastating the Holocaust was for Judaism as a broader culture. Obviously the deaths of millions of people, Jew or not, is the main tragedy of the Holocaust. But we didn’t just lose those people, we lost whole communities. And the result has been that many…

You guys realize they’re playing #allLivesMatter with the goddamn Holocaust, right?

I would have gone with the coccyx, cause it’s vestigial, useless, and close to one’s asshole.

All these ignorant fools are jumping on this, “Not just Jews” bandwagon like they actually give a crap about any of those other, “innocent victims”. Looking at the other groups I’m going to say they hate them as well. But they hate Jewish people more.

“despite what the media reports, we are an incredibly inclusive group ...”

It’s Bannon. Bannon could never in a million years allow the Jews to be mentioned in that statement because he hates Jewish people. He is targeting the Muslims first and then he will go after the Jews next.

This entire administration is an enemy to us all.

“priests, gypsies, people with mental or physical disabilities, communists, trade unionists, Jehovah’s Witnesses, anarchists, Poles and other Slavic peoples, and resistance fighters”

This is a precursor to cheeto voldemort becoming a Holocaust denier.

It couldn’t be a coincidence that that mealy-mouthed statement came from the White House when there’s a notorious, bloated, shit filled anti-Semite who has tremendous influence over our dumb-ass President, right?

The reason they removed any mention of “Jews” is because Steve Bannon wrote it. He was obsessed with how many Jewish classmates his daughter had at her school and the number of Hannuka books in the library.

Ham hocks, perhaps?

Fuck Ronald Lauder. And Fuck Donald Trump - who’s wearing a lifetime supply of the wrong shades of his mother Estee’s makeup.