littlekingtrashmouth
LittleKingTrashmouth
littlekingtrashmouth

Jesus speaks out:

Yes! I love Matt Smith, but I have always maintained that he looks like Odo (who himself looks like a doll made of melted wax). It’s those sunken eyes - gets you every time.

This naked cat is definitely America’s Next Top Model. Smize champion.

So normal! Just a totes norms day in Ali Larter’s backyard, scoopin’ some Lactaid ice cream. Girls’ day out. Bitches be lactose intolerant.

Milford Academy alum, I presume.

At first glance I thought it was Kim and Kourtney wearing the same dress. It’s really not a good (or flattering) likeness.

I think it’s Kim Kardashian and her wax figure, who seems to be cross-eyed.

100% agreed. But also, people need to advocate for themselves and say “I can’t go to your bachelorette party/host your shower/buy a bridesmaid dress/etc because I simply cannot afford it” instead of going into the poorhouse over someone else’s wedding.

She was an extremely difficult bride, and I talked to her for hours (hours) every. single. day. about her wedding for a year and a half.

I seriously have no idea who this View lady is, and it’s getting very confusing to read articles about her while picturing a fictional serial killer.

Nicole Wallace is a sociopathic serial killer with a weird crush on Vincent D’Onofrio. Accept no substitutes.

beautiful pregnancy journey

Sorry people in this thread are being dicks to you :-/ I think it was a lovely gesture, and probably very appreciated by the clinic staff, who put up with crazy anti-choicer BS every day.

Much mystery! So enigma! The internet, motherfuckers. It exists.

I’m just gonna guess Rita Ora for all of them.

“What Lenny has is a pubic piercing,” clarifies Angel, who now is booked throughout the year, piercing genitals across America.

lol wut

Blasé

feel it should never have been opened by legislation to be within the Federal realm of authority