They're in DC! I can't eat the doughnuts very often because they're so greasy I start feeling ill halfway through, but it's nice to know they're available if I'm ever in the mood for Boston Kreme-induced nausea.

Aww, puggles are the best! My dog is so lucky that I love him a ridiculous amount, because he is constantly making me look crazy, usually by getting way too close to people on the street to sniff at them.

Oh, apparently that doesn't count anymore! Because people were persecuted during Anne's time, too...or something? I can't even. It's bizarre to be so invested in an imaginary popularity contest between people who have been dead for many hundreds of years to the point that you dismiss a historical atrocity as…

Wow, it's crazy how similar their coloring is! Almost the same exact pattern. I wonder if it's genetic, although they're not super closely related.

Ha! My beagle tries to get at treats in my pockets, too. I tell him he needs to use his nose powers for good, not evil, but he doesn't listen to me. Typical.

OT: The announcer sounds like Hugo the health inspector from Bob's Burgers.

Mismatched ears!! Love.

I don't know much about this interpretation, except that it is supposed to explain the phrase in Genesis "male and female He created them," implying simultaneous creation. It would definitely be interesting to see a comparison to Plato's theory - I hadn't heard of that before, but now I am on a Googling mission!

General disclaimer: Just providing info/context, not interested in getting into a debate about my religion or personal beliefs.

Her show is so great. Sext photographer is my favorite.

I find showers really boring in general - who wants to sit around watching someone else open presents like we're all at a 5-year old's birthday party? I agreed to a bridal shower on the condition that there would be NO GAMES and I wouldn't have to open any presents there. (Also I probably won't have to endure a baby…

That's a perfect name. I had this exact hairdo at my sister's wedding, when I was 14, and judged myself to be quite glamorous. You'd think it would've fallen out of popularity by now, but apparently not.

We only served white wine and clear/light-colored cocktails at the cocktail hour, specifically because I was terrified of a guest spilling on my dress before the ceremony.

Dream job at SHIELD:

This would be a great topic! Also, if you later got married, did you wear the gown you bought for the cancelled wedding or buy a new gown?

HE FINGERED HER SHOULDERS, ADULTOSAUR. Don't bully the fingering truthers!

I love Uncle Joe. Also, I'm digging Stephanie's necklace very much.

If Jade was my soulmate and "the one," I would never let that come between us.

lol sorry? not sure what happened here. you're the one name-calling internet strangers, not me. but feel free to be angry at me for not honoring the legacy of a fictional raccoon.