My rampant speculation about the situation is this: Jay-Z and Kanye are legitimately friends, Beyonce loathes Kim, Kim tries to get Beyonce to like her, and everyone ends up avoiding each other because it's too awkward. Also Kanye is that friend you have to stop hanging out with because he brings his annoying…

Ahh I think you're right! It's the big smile that is throwing me off! (Especially in the company of Kanye and Kim, two of the most odious humans to ever haunt this mortal realm.)

I thought "US News" meant U.S. News & World Report, and I was like, "Wow, that magazine has really gone down in quality!"

Agreed that you should write a nice thank you card.

Orphan Black! Amazing show (and not quite as crazy as this gif suggests).

I saw a guy wearing a tail while I was walking my dog last night! The dog didn't even notice, but I was like, whaaaat? It was bushy, too, like the raccoon tail on a Davy Crockett hat.

mmm sexy

Yeah, I used to be firmly on the "leggings aren't pants" side...until I bought fleece-lined leggings and realized how amazing they are. Now I'm just too comfortable to care, and too lazy to put on real pants.

Or it was a fever dream.

The other huge problem with a 20-week ban is that, for many women, an early-term abortion is VERY difficult to access, due to the hundreds of state-level restrictions that have passed in the last few years. If a woman needs to save up money, take time off work, travel a long distance to reach the clinic, make multiple…

Uh, obviously the best gift QEII has ever received is the "Ain't life a bitch" shower cap that Harry gave her for Christmas!!!!!

I never realized there was such a large contingent of commenters on Jez who are infuriated at the idea that people shower every day. YOU CAN PRY MY DAILY SHOWERS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

I shower and wash my (curly!) hair every morning. Showering wakes me up, so I find it hard to get going without that.

One psychopath to rule them all!

Yeah, Amy is definitely crazier than Nick, but in the end it was exactly what you said - they deserved each other. (I mostly felt bad for the unsuspecting world upon which they would release their devil spawn... Fodder for a sequel?)

I didn't like Nick or Amy (but I loved the book) and I thought the ending was exactly right. They're both terrible people, and they get the perfect punishment - having to stay with each other.

people in this type of marriage tend to fetishize gender differences

I was cut from a wedding party without even knowing about it. The bride wanted to ask me, but she also asked a friend of her fiance's as a favor to him, and that friend and I had had a terrible falling-out the year before, due to her being a heinous bitch monster (as will soon become clear).

I know someone who was intervention-ed. By her bridesmaids. On her wedding day. She married him anyway, and the bridesmaids were still in the wedding. Bonkers all around.

1 million/10, will definitely watch. I love everything about this, except Jude Law's attempt at an American accent (?).