I see Penny from Dirty Dancing. (This is not a bad thing.)

It annoys me because she's obviously dressing badly on purpose. You're not making some grand statement against the patriarchy by wearing an ill-fitting designer gowns on the red carpet; it just makes you look like an petulant try-hard.

Very sensible and organized! That sounds like an excellent system.

This is how my friend was born! Her parents had one kid, her dad wanted to be done but her mom talked him into having one more - boom, twins. She and her brother still fight over which one of them was the "accident."

Ok, random question I've always wanted to ask a parent of twins: How do you decide which name to give which baby? (Assuming you have names picked out in advance, and the babies are the same gender or you chose gender-neutral names.)

Yeah, it shows off her baby bump* like Uggs show off my graceful foot shape. But the tabs have gotta get those clicks somehow!

aww I am seriously touched by this. TOUCHED BY AN ADULTOSAUR.

Q. (He hung up, he didn't like the specials)

I like how leaving the house while pregnant = SHOWING OFF BABY BUMP to tabloids.

But he does have a thigh gap! #inspiring

Clicked over to see the homemade dress (oof. not great.) and this hilariously confused person's comment was at the top. "I hope you don't win Best Actress" is my new putdown.

Only respond with poop emojis and let him try to figure out what it means. You'll seem so fun and mysterious!!!

Dogs are the best! My crazy pup was so excited to see me when I got home from work today, he jumped up too high, and when he came down his feet slipped out from under him and he fell flat on his side (on carpet). Of course, he immediately popped back up and continued jumping at my face.

I wanted to upgrade my look from "casual bandit" to "sexy Zorro."

gonna go laugh at this forever bye

YES. This is me with a coffee filter full of old taco meat:

Yeah, I've heard of people doing this ("We thought breaking the glass seemed cool!") and it irks me. "Borrowing" traditions and rituals from another religious or ethnic group without context, understanding, or belief is not cute.

It's a blanket ban after 20 weeks, with a narrow exception if the mother has a life-threatening physical condition - no exceptions for threat to her physical health if it's not life-threatening, and no exception whatsoever for her mental health. Also a narrow exception for rape and incest victims if the crime was…

Unless you're in a situation where you've got to eat it because you've given birth in a forest alone and you need to restore your energy and hide from predators who might be attracted to the afterbirth

omg cruise ship singer girl!! i felt so bad for her because of the feedback from the mic, but also because she was WAY too sincere and it embarrassed me to watch her.