littlekingtrashmouth
LittleKingTrashmouth
littlekingtrashmouth

Agreed. Every wedding-related post on Jez brings out a bunch of people who can't wait to crow about their vintage, indie, eco-friendly, non-conflict, much-better-than-yours engagement ring, and pat themselves on the back for being soooooo unmaterialistic, and basically crap all over women who didn't make the exact

Dogs are not cheap! I'm in the process of adopting, and it's going to cost me $1,000 just to get the dog in the door (rescue fee + apartment pet fee + vet checkup). Also, people have gotten so ridiculous about their pets, other dog owners look at you like you're Michael Vick if your pup isn't in full-time doggy day

Most apt comparison ever, thank you. Mine had 3 puppies, and I was FURIOUS. If Kate doesn't deliver at least quadruplets, my childhood dreams will be crushed yet again.

WHOA. You just blew my mind. You should be a fact-checker for Politico.

I also know someone who changed her Facebook name during the wedding. They got divorced a month later. This is why you wait an appropriate amount of time, people. Give it a bit before you go hyphenating all over LinkedIn.

I get that this is a joke, but for a site that's always (rightly) excoriating people to take violence against women and trans people more seriously, it's not a good joke.

She looks amazing, and I want those shoes. Also that fascinator. And that coat. Oh, just send over the whole wardrobe, why not.

It sounds like a porn version of a Will Smith movie. I, Anal.

At barmini, they have fancy square ice cubes that are kept in a special refrigerator. But they're included in the price of your cocktail, so it's not pretentious. #DCdrinker

Ha! There's a guy upthread talking about how he just HAS to ask women what they're reading on the train because he's just soooo curious, and he is owed at least "one polite reply" because that's just common decency. Multiple commenters have not yet been able to convince him that he should just keep his mouth shut and

You are not entitled to anything from a stranger on the subway. Just think about how this sounds for a minute.

Yes, whether or not Goop should label herself a "working mother" in this context, why is motherhood relevant at all? Equal pay is a women's issue, not a women-with-children issue. This "As a mother..." rhetoric is unnecessary and implies that women should be given equal pay for the benefit of their children, not

I'd watch that.

I read the headline as "transparent butt heads" and was trying to envision what that artwork (?) might look like. #readingcomprehensionfail

A "tiny tongue" sounds so creepy. Like a full-grown man with a little kitten tongue in his mouth.

And now I must congratulate you. The Excellence in Giffage Award, Gyration Category, goes to GinAndTonic.

Thank you! If I'm ever in the Miss America pageant, my skill for the talent portion will be on-point gif selection.

It's a joke! Obviously I'm in favor of more awareness and less cancer. Just rolling my eyes at all these gimmicky viral social media #challenge [insert buzzword here] campaigns.

oh look, dudes grabbing their junk for science. can't wait til this is all over facebook. what an exciting time to be alive.