My wife hates ham, while I love it. Sad times come holiday season when we don’t get ham because of her.

Brutal.... +1

Everything coming into the Blue Jays (gate revenue, local ads, sponsorship etc) is in Canadian dollars, while paying players is in US. so in theory, they’re not getting as much revenue as most other teams due to the dollar being on par. Many NHL teams had problems with this in the 90’s when the dollars was around $.65…

He may have done some fucking on the table...They do have 5 kids afterall...

I tried to find tickets for Dunham for my dad for Christmas as he’s coming to my city. Four days after it was announced you couldn’t get two tickets together side by side

Your wife thinks you’re only an idiot with kids medicine? I swear my wife thinks i should wear a helmet at all times and only use the “special scissors” that can barely cut paper with how she talks to me sometimes.

Why do they need to blow a draft pick that high to get that? I’m available!

Do it. Last Thanksgiving my Grandma undercooked the Pumpkin pie and didn’t have the spices or some shit. I don’t know I’m not a fan to begin with. Didn’t notice cause it was drowning in the sugary white stuff to counteract the taste of a shitty pie

After reading how people hate pie (pies really?), I’m just going to drop this right here:

I find it’s tolerable if you put an inhumane amount of cool whip on it

All Hale pro Turkey! My ma in law may be bat-crap-crazy, but she brines the hell out of the bird, and with gravy, Salt & Pepper it’s enough to put me in a coma. If you hate turkey, it means it’s been done wrong

But there was a party in his mouth, and everyone was invited!

Is it horrible that the takeaway for me from this article was to go to put a claimer on him on waivers for my fantasy football team? Like the Rams, my WRs are dogshit...

In the same boat.

When I wanted to play outside without my little sister bugging me I told her that I saw a snake, and she would freak out and leave me alone as she was petrified of snakes (we lived on a farm where they not uncommon). That worked great until I once saw one not 30 seconds after I scared her off. Me also being afraid of…

BOOO!!!.... Upvote

Don’t bug Drew. I mean, it’s not like he works for a fashion magazine or anything...

On a FG attempt/punt. If the receiving team is tackled or takes a knee in the endzone, or if the ball is kicked out of bounds in the endzone, it counts as a point (rouge). So the receiving team had to get the ball out of the endzone or they give up a point and lose the game.

As was I. If the Blue Jays play that fucking song I quit Baseball

Christ people from Ontario cannot hold their booze