I certainly hope the IOC steps in with severe sanctions to send a message to the other countries that such greed and corruption, without the IOC officials getting their cut, simply will not be tolerated.

Because back in the day, pitchers actually pitched full games (even when they lose their snapping arm superpower).

You do realize that your cookie would suck 99% less if you replaced those god-awful raisins with good ol Chocolate Chips!

Epstein: “we’re going to Disneyland!”

Fantastically well written. I just can’t help but wonder if so many of her feature articles were about someone trying to come back after a battle with addiction because she was trying to see if there was a path she could follow. As always, writers reveal way more of themselves in their writing than they think.

It’s called the CFL

Vote Canada for President 2016!

I had no idea how close I was to reaching a turning point in my relationship with this sport until last night. Like, I was goddamn hyped for that game and by the end my excitement for the start of the season had been entirely replaced by frustration. The second half was basically a showcase for everything wrong with…

That first Von Miller hit was the kind that makes you think “Peyton would have gotten that call 100% of the time.”

Huh, I had no idea what Leitch's voice sounded like.

If Puig keeps up this pace it shouldn’t be long before we see him in AA.

With that kind of attitude from Rio’s mayor, I doubt that Australia, the UK, or New Zealand will share their common wealth with him.

The firings will continue until morale improves.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

I know I’ve posted it before, but....

mutter mutter mutter every fucking week mutter mutter I’M RIGHT HERE

FTFY

Can you guys (I know the writer most likely doesn’t choose headlines) call him “Stanford rapist Brock Turner” instead of “Stanford swimmer.” He was convicted as a rapist, so that’s what he is. I don’t give a shit if he was a fucking real-life Quidditch player, the horrible shit he’s done deserves to be branded on him…

Derek Jeter: So let me get this straight. You're saying that pain is my body's way of telling me that I have an injury, and that I need to be careful to not worsen that injury.