As someone whose dad won his battle over alcohol, lost an uncle because of it, and probably will lose another uncle on my wife’s side: Holy shit...Holy shit

Want Canada to actually help in your election? Vote Canada!!!

It’s also a staple for long road trips for college students...

Those dispensers come directly from the factories of hell. WHY DO THEY EXIST?!?!?

If he got called because his hand went up off the ground and grabbed the ankle, then fair enough. Bautista should’ve known better. No matter how mild it was, and it costed the team the win. But if he got called because he over slid the base after being clearly out. That’s just unfathomably stupid.

Dear Obvious Poop Stander:

Maybe I should be a ST Co-ordinator because that’s how I kick off on Madden all the time. High and close to the sideline. Usually gets no further than the 15 yard line.

Just don’t carry that logic over to Colin Mochrie. That man is a GD Legend!

Ahh the Glasses hanging on the shirt look. It says “sophisticated” when you’re hooker shopping

I always answer that question with “me”, but I have a chronic Masturbation problem...

Depends on your in-laws. Mine are pretty good and let me drink their beer and watch on their HD big screen in their basement. For me it’s between 2-3.... 8-9 if my mother in-law comes down to watch...

Can confirm: Am man, that’s fucking grey

So the prof was banking on 3 people being greedy assholes? I’d take that bet in any group of 4 people....

To me it looks like child went all in on his black jack joke, which took a bad turn in the reply section, and then busted out in the river. Which just leaves him a pot to piss in.

Those games were almost always out of control shit shows! And following Drew’s theory, were fun as hell to watch

Goddamnit! Take your star and go

Lots of wisdom in this post

Is it because media has been showing plays/formations that opponents can see and practice for themselves? Quite frankly I’m surprised a lot of this isn’t covered already in the super secret land that is the NFL..

Going to watch the fuck out of this movie tonight, because my wife is at chaperoning some dumb school dance and I’m a pathetic mid 30’s man with nothing better to do.

Except for the small detail that cities don’t get anything of monetary value that’s close to what they are asked to pay.