This. Even today there’s a number who likes to call my office on a near daily process. Usually I ignore, but every once in a while I’ll just put it on speaker and go about my day. I’ll hang up about 30-45 seconds later, or after hearing “hello?” 4-5 times

This seems like an appropriate place to leave this...

I don’t get us Canadians sometimes.

What he did in Montreal was a GD disgrace.

Agreed. I get irrationally angry when my twitter refreshes to the present. seconds of unnecessarily scrolling to find where I left off.

A while ago I found a story I wrote in grade one or two where a bank robber got in a shoot out because another bank robber came in to rob the same bank 2 minutes later. It was a blood bath.

Point Taken??? Don’t you fucking touch the rouge!!!

Katie Nolan should know better then that!

I’m not sure that was worth the price of admission

I was worried that the Dodgers fans went soft, until I heard them start booing the kid cause he didn’t want to kiss his mom. Never change Dodgers fans

1/10 Would not get towed again

I've been an umpire when this happened in little league. Of course the diamond had shitty crab grass in foul territory, and went straight to first base. Called that fucker fair like a champ!

Funny, insightful and can burp on cue with the best of them. Katie’s got it all!

The Evan's bit is one I look forward to every week! I always get a kick out of it. Although I can see people thinking it's repetitive

My thoughts exactly! Either he's one shitty planner (pun definitely intended), or he had no plans of shitting on a city sidewalk that day.

Hate the Patriots, but the Tom Brady smile after the pick shows genuine happiness that few things in life bring. It warms the blackness of my heart..

Which is exactly why it's likely!

2 part question:

I'll give it to you, Belichek is definitely a #2

Hippo: Crazy as Fuck, sharp teeth powerful jaw and can open wide