Lynch and 9 other Offensive players vs Wilson and God

Lynch should just write down 5-10 answers on a piece of paper, and then when a reporter asks a question, use answer 1. 2nd question, 2nd answer. After your list is done, interview is done. Voila! Give the stupid canned answers all athletes give to the media now and days, and media gets their precious time with the…

Keep fighting the good fight.

Have your smoldering Hot takes released to the public right as it's published (or within an hour)? I think they get lazy and don't bother approving after a while.

There is no such thing as bi-sexual peanut butter love. You gotta pick sides buddy

I know you're joking but that would be AWESOME

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Oh so much kissing. Especially when Joe Namath comes to watch

Go ridged for your pleasure...to dip stuff

That can be said for so many snacks in this list. The salt is never good for breath or moist lips. At least S&V have flavour

Kettle Chips over Salt and Vinegar? Who are you monsters?

Let that be a lesson to you. Never share your feelings. EVER

To Boner Dude: If you're like anything like me at that age, that boner is just going to come whether you want to or not. It's all about blood flow, and pants friction.

Don't understand how a cartoon bear with a hairy penis isn't DHOF worthy! This isn't the deadspin I know!

Not for the sweet sexy stories it's not....from what I hear

you poor Americans and lack of Coffee Crisp. That would make top ten for sure

US SHEEPLE NEED TO KNOW!!!