What is white culture? Serious question. I didn’t grow up around white people, and I don’t have many white people in my life other than work colleagues.

Hey, FUCK YOU. I looked fucking AMAZING in that hall monitor sash, thank you very much!

I hate this line of thought: She won the popular vote but lost three key electoral votes by less than 80,000 votes. Two of those states had heavy voter suppression efforts going on (especially Wisconsin and let’s not forget North Carolina). As for why she didn’t campaign more in this state or that state, every poll…

Carrie Fisher is one with the force, and the Force is with her.

I went to the movies once. You know who was in the movie? Bill Fucking Murray! No shit. I was like...holy shit! He was in just about the whole goddamn thing too. Something about fish. I dunno.

The premise of the article is that the feud is boring and is going to get Dorit kicked off the show.

Oh yeah, Scrubs had a great soundtrack too! I remember that was one of the first things that caught my eye about it

They seemed pretty proud of themselves up until the episode aired.

I believe Collateral Beauty’s working title was “Urban Fervor.”

You wish, man. You wish.

Haven’t seen The Shallows but isn’t the cast Blake Lively, a shark, and a buoy?

Pro tip if you ever have to fly southwest again, check in 24 hours before on their website. And when I say check in I mean set an alarm for a minute before and have your mouse cursor on the button ready to go exactly 24 hours before your flight like you’re in line to buy Beyoncé tickets. It takes 2 minutes of your…

Counterpoint: The Shallows is actually a pretty good movie and the cast is not (because Blake Lively is the cast)

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

But who cares about facts! This is about Kelly Dodd and her anxiety, which—great news!—is cured. Can’t wait to see her calmer side on the next season of Orange County.

“You were a peasant that died of smallpox at the age of 16. Your life was full of hardship and backbreaking labor even at such a young age, and you died achieving nothing and leaving nothing.” Considering the number of humans that have lived or died throughout history the majority probably fell into that category :D

Ughhh, I forgot how much I hate Kelly Dodd.

Try this:

Hermann Goering made a fortune off of Jewish art he “bought,” too.