littlejoecartwright
Little Joe Cartwright is ready for the Apocalypse
littlejoecartwright

The only comfort to me now is that I know history will look favorably on Obama.

Forgive me this petty, mean spirited comment, but she wears the face she deserves.

Huh, I never really pictured Satan as a thin, blond woman. You learn new things every day.

“Presidents have a right to do things in their spare time...”

“Well, okay, but were we so concerned about the hours and hours and hours spent on the golf course of the current president.” Um yes, literally any time he used the restroom, Republicans screamed at the top of their lungs he was wasting time that should have been devoted to something more important. The irony is since

Well he costed the ‘murican taxpayer 30,000,000,000,000 every time he took a vacation plus he didn’t salute the marine after he got off the helicopter!

C’mon you guys! He’ll have plenty of spare time! Pence and McConnell and Ryan will give him a big gold plated chair to sit in and let him play pretend president while they do the real work of looting the treasury and taking the country back to the 1890s.

This fuckhead is still pushing the narrative that Obama took more vacation than any other president when we know that’s patently false and freakin’ Camerota agreed with her! You don’t have to worry about the right wingers who agree with the nonsense, it’s the presumably left wing folks who fall for it too.

Hamill told ET he was, “so self-involved at that point, they could’ve been doing it in front of me and I wouldn’t have noticed.”

Oh yeah. I’ve never watched either of those movies, but I could tell By the Sea was a crime.

frankly? i hate barrels.

Ok so this is not related to this dirt bag in anyway but I had a peak 2016 moment today and I need to tell someone about it.

Like this design team did.

He was given the saddest present.

Trump’s National Obesity Transmission and Factual Accuracy and Truth Act would make it a felony, punishable by death and/or revocation of citizenship, to publish or disseminate any photograph, likeness, or depiction of the 45th President of the United States which portrays him as fat, obese, overweight, bald or

That explains why he’s not happy with his cover.

When are Joe M, Channing Tatum, and the rest of the Magic Mike guys going to pay Nick Loeb a little visit and take care of business?

Does she know about scurvy? Because her diet is how you get scurvy.

That cracked me up, too. He’s super dangerous. I mean, dangerruss. I bet he would DESTROY a cup of Earl Grey.

That’s not a diet, that’s an eating disorder.... I also believe she’s also alcoholic. she consumes massive amounts of champagne every day.