littlejoecartwright
Little Joe Cartwright is ready for the Apocalypse
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The Real Attic Suites of Divorced and Disenfranchised Housewives.

Does this mean Luann will move back in with Sonja? I would like to see a spinoff based on their adventures!

Ariana is a good cat.

Lemony ricotta pancakes are amazing. With lemon curd. Lemony good!

I live in the Czech Republic and work with Eastern and Central European students who are learning English. I have tried to drill articles, prepositions, and plurals into their heads every single day. With articles especially, it’s just not in their language and so it doesn’t come naturally. They just don’t do it

It’s Easter. No white before Easter.

My guess is that some of the other 3 are Slavic languages which are quite similar to each other like Italian and Spanish and easy to learn if a Slavic language is your native tongue. At her age, she most likely also learned Russian as a mandatory language in school as it was mandatory in the old Soviet Eastern bloc

On that, I will defend her. Learning another language is hard, and even people I know who are fluent in English, study/work in English, and write their dissertations in English make mistakes like she does. There are so many skills in language beyond just nailing the grammar (though we tend to focus on speaking

How could you even check? She’s always hiding somewhere.

Maybe she tries to dumb down her English to/below Trump’s level.

I think in Britain they are called “presenters” which to me is the more accurate word. They just “present” stuff. They are not journalists.

Well add that one to the entitled asshole pile. Really, is that still a thing? Is it a Republican/conservative thing? (Coz we KNOW Pence does that for Mother.) An older generation thing? If I’m being generous, maybe she lost her voice or has crippling social anxiety where she can’t talk to strangers?

You’re asking a journalist the way he voted?

He even encouraged her to “give Donald a hug.”

Poor, Pitiful Billy Bush Says Access Hollywood Tape Debacle ‘Gutted’ Him

Yes, excuse me for not feeling bad knowing he went home and cried on his pile of money.

If I was a conspiracy theorist, and I am not, I would think that this is a conspiracy involving Trump and Russia. We bomb Syria, Russia gets angry, says some shit back and there we have a diplomatic conflict with Russia. How do we solve it? Of course by “forcing” Russia to come down hard on Syria, in exchange for, I

If you are flying for free as an employee or relative of an employee, it’s reasonable to expect you to adhere to the dress code. I respectfully suggest that these celebrities find another cause to rally behind.