littlejoecartwright
Little Joe Cartwright is ready for the Apocalypse
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Yeah, that’s smoker face.

I live in Arizona. I just registered for two, soon to be unused, tickets.

I’ve never been a fan, and I’ve called her a baby. But it’s just awful her concert was targeted by terrorists. She had a terrible burden placed on her through no fault of her own. I wish her, and all the victims, the best.

Women can be liars, and it’s perfectly acceptable for other women to call them out on it. Melania has already been caught padding her resume. And I believe this shows she exaggerated about her language skills, as well.

They count English as one of those five languages, and after 15 years, she doesn’t have a handle on articles and plurals. I pretty sure they’re exaggerating about those other three.

Wow, I was just in Palm Springs this weekend. Billy Bush sat at the next table during our lunch at Jake’s. I didn’t realize I was witnessing his return to the public eye.

Yeah, I live in the Phoenix metro area. Tourists get plucked off mountain trails daily in spring because they misjudge heat, low humidity and hydration.

Trump references better healthcare and bad healthcare. But was the quality of our care being addressed? I thought Trumpcare was only working toward our ability to pay for it. (Unless it was prescriptions and maternity care.) Was there an element that dealt with bad doctors?

Perfect genes.... to survive a nuclear holocaust.

My father was a pilot by profession. After he retired from commercial flying, he loved to fly his personal plane. But as he got older and felt his reaction time slipping, he wouldn’t fly unless with someone else he considered to be a superior pilot. He demoted himself to co-pilot at much younger age than Ford, and

I love Spy so much.

And you should hear how she unloads about him at mahjong.

We have an HSA, which thru my husband’s employer is part of an HDHP. The employer doesn’t offer the HSA without the HDHP. I love our plan, but without the HDHP, not so much.

Please get this man a speech coach. I can’t make the next four years listening to him repeat every phrase three times. Press conferences will get a lot shorter.

Daniel Dae Kim will always do it for me. Hey, Daniel, I need a straight edge. Can I borrow your jawline?

It was surprising they killed a character that people would be attached to, having watched Will grow up. Worse than killing him, though, was that they made him a whiny little loser first.

Yes. They soras-ed Theo to a teenager this year, and he’s meddling in Abe’s romantic life.

They gave her a brain tumor caused by the gas that Stefano used to knock out all the prisoners he kept in his basement. (He kept Rafe down there for months while a Rafe look alike lived with Sami.) Apparently the gas leaked up into the house and gave Lexi the tumor. Stefano felt real bad.

Killing Lexie was a huge mistake.