They killed off Stefano a couple of months before the actor died. Shot him and dropped a building on his body. Now Stefano has been spotted by the ISA in Europe. But my speculation is that it’s EJ mimicking Stefano’s patterns- going to his favorite operas, eating at his favorite restaurants, etc. Ugh, Megyn Kelly, now…

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched the Charmed loop on TNT. It’s fun to see young actors guesting on an episode that become bigger stars than the Halliwell sisters.

I hate chows. I think they’re the assholes of the dog world. But even I wouldn’t wish the Biebs on a chow.

That’s why kids under five take naps. Five to ten, put on a movie and leave the room. After ten, your children don’t even want to be around you and don’t need much explanation if you want to hang out in your own room.

I lived for years in El Paso. I was referred to as güerita almost daily. It was very efficient. “Oh, that belongs to the güerita.” Everyone immediately knew they were talking about me.

Yeah, is this a recent terrifying truth, or one the kids have been around for years?

If I was going to fake a pregnancy, I’d aim a little more for Olivia Wilde-esque.

I doubt Mariah will actually be skiing. I assume someone put her on a sled, pulled her out onto the snow and took a picture of her. Then she headed back inside where she’ll drink champagne by a fire while her employees give her compliments.

My husband and I are white, and I used to call my daughter “monkey-face” when she was three and four. In my defense, she had a monkey face.

I’m a mom on Instagram. And after I stalk my ex-sister-in-law’s feed for clues that she has ended her fourth marriage, I always go into my profile “posts you liked,” just to be sure I didn’t have a fat thumb touch screen mishap.

My white culture upbringing - champagne brunch on Sundays and an unaffectionate, emotionally cold mother.

Dorit may be under the impression that it is still currently 1985. Maybe they can rent out the pool house to Philip Michael Thomas.

Pam!!!!!

I liked the movie and loved the soundtrack. I also bought the Scrubs soundtrack. Not surprisingly, there is some crossover.

After Stassi and Katie stole her food.

My trip to Dubai is only potential and unlikely. But I don’t see myself enjoying it, either, Lisa.

Kate had to present herself, hair and makeup done, 24 hours after giving birth. I’m never going to say she doesn’t work hard enough.

My parents gave me an uncommon German first name to go with my even less common German last name. The Social Security website tells me I’m the only one in the country with this name combo.

Haaaaate Scheana’s blue contacts in her talking heads. So much uncanny valley, it freaks me out.

Hanks is okay. But the best dad butt belongs to Bryan Cranston.