Weird that if HC orchestrated “millions” of illegal votes, she had them recorded in states where they could do her no good.

My favorite part was when Mengele grafted the skates to their feet.

I’d doubt even Cruise. That’s the scary thing about him. He seems to be a True Believer.

Yeah, how do we know this entire year isn’t a deal they made with the devil in exchange for winning?

When you ask the guys in the lab to work on a slow acting poison you really should be more specific.

No, Rita Wilson is Chet Haze’s bio mom so you may continue to blame her.

If only there was some way to avoid reading an article, but nope, I googled it and apparently clicking on every link you see is mandatory.

I’ve read stories about Rita Wilson not being the nicest so I’m blaming her for Chet.

You think Cruise knows? I think Miscavige probably does (may not? he was basically raised by LRH, which could go either way) but Cruise seems like a true believer aka: fucked.

In fairness, Denise was a lesbian; ergo, she had to die quickly.

Me too! It’s all beer, so it might not last the whole weekend, but it’s a good start.

Today I made a pumpkin pie and a cranberry upside down cake to take to the in laws tomorrow. Friday we’all be roasting a turkey at home with the usual suspects in order to have hella leftovers. And to feed the baby decent food. My husband’s family isn’t very interested in cooking (which kills me because I am and make…

There was a little part in “So Long And Thanks For All the Fish”, where Douglas Adams wrote a guide for Englishmen who had never been to California before. It said something like, “People in California are very friendly. They may even want to start a religion based on you. Don’t be alarmed. This is the equivalent of…

Can we really. All anything worse than Jonestown considering the outcome? I mean don’t get me wrong CO$ is evil, but not mass murder/suicide evil.

Ew. The Family is fucking creepy as fuck. One guy offered me his wife in Haight-Ashbury once and I practically ran and puked through the panhandle. The Family is for sure in the same league as Scientology.

Breakfast: Buttermilk pancakes and thick cut bacon with mimosas for the adults

I’ve made cider brined turkey; cornbread, wild mushroom, and pecan stuffing; cranberry-apple relish; roasted butternut, acorn, and blue Hubbard squash; and will make mashed potatoes and gravy tomorrow.

Martha Stewart’s roast turkey (woman knows how to do a damn turkey) mashed potatoes and gravy, praline sweet potatoes, maple glazed carrots, homemade cranberry sauce, green bean casserole (I make my own sauce and use good beans) dressing (made with my own homemade bread) homemade semolina pain au levain, maple pecan…

It’ll be a miscavige of justice if she isn’t awarded that paltry sum.

Can I get that as a poster instead? I don’t want to wear him.