I’m definitely interested in seeing that storyline play out.

I’ve never been happier with my plan to not have kids.

mine are British

Mine starts kindergarten next year.

In all fairness, Elle’s outfit would be RUINED by shoes and I say this as a Shoe so you know I’m serious about this opinion/fact.

If good looks and coincidental names are the basis for Trump’s picks, then shouldn’t Karl Urban head up HUD?

I think he is saving that one for Dr. Oz.

I’m going to suggest, “Uh-oh! Zombies!” (delivered in an adorable lisp).

Bingo. Baby Judith should have magically turned in to a sassy 7 year old before the start of the new season, complete with a catchphrase.

The Walking Dead: Negan & The Bear.

They should cast a monkey sidekick. the ratings will skyrocket. That idea is free, AMC.

Bethenny Getting on My Nerves? 

All the while believing that you’re taking a stand against racism by going after someone using the word in a quote rather than the people actually perpetuating racism.

I’m not Catholic, but I’ve basically made this into a Catholic prayer since November 9th. I say it upon waking before bed and every hour in between.

To be outraged at the white supremacists, not at the people who are calling out the white supremacists.

As a white guy, I always had disdain for other white guys like Bill O’Reilly who would get all indignant and shouty and go “THE RAP PEOPLE SAY IT ALL THE TIME, SO HOW COME I CANT SAY IT TOO?? ISN’T THAT RACIST AGAINST WHITE FOLKS?!?!?”. I never had the want nor need to say it. Understand why it’s off limits to me, for…

Cry when a guest uses the n-word...but never, ever challenge the crap that came out of Trump’s mouth during the campaign and flows like a shit faucet today.

Please god, let the Electoral College have a sudden attack of conscience and save us at the last moment from all this horror.

Mine says IH8GSUS

See, whenever I try to IM God, she always has her fucking away message up. Oh well.

#offmybuddylist