Watching Rick Ross hit on Martha Stewart was not a thing I knew I needed until I had it, and it is PERFECT.

Hops are what makes beer great. But yeah, some of these things are like a big bitter bomb.

why distract?

But to be fair, when he said those things he was only campaigning for president, he never actually expected to win. I mean, it’s really not fair of you to bring that up now. /s

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

And don’t forget that once he becomes President (OMG I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT), all of his tweets will be on the record. Even if he deletes them, they’ll be archived and preserved through NARA. I’m sure NARA staff will appreciate archiving tweets about pussy and such.

“In other words, who is to say that he can’t do that, make a comment, spend five minutes on a tweet and making a comment and still be the president-elect?”

Slut-shamer!! Nooooo

For people opposed to the “nanny state” they sure are keen on government interference in people’s lives.

Parents. Don’t. Own. Their. Kids. Aaaaaaahhh!

Sorry but I can’t nullify his great speech because of one mildly offensive Tweet made four years ago.

I wish I could help you but I’m far too woke.

You’d prefer that elected officials just lie at will with no one pointing it out?

Almost all American beers are too hoppy. Even the ones which aren’t supposed to be hoppy are made hoppy. I am very happy that we seem to be moving on to sours right now.

And all the guys who are into hoppy beers were into crazy super hot hot sauces 10 years ago.

“IPAs are too hoppy” - Bite your tongue, you heathen!

Go back to Brietbart, you lager-swilling Trumper!

My god no wonder our country is divided when people hold shit opinions like that.

Go drink another smirnoff ice and keep your bad opinions to yourself.

Try a session IPA or regular pale ale. I’d rather talk beer all day, every day than more Trumpenstein shenanigans.