I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Pro-choice or pro-life, we can all agree that this is horrific. But by all means, let’s continue to restrict availability and access to safe and legal abortion, the vast majority of which will occur long before 24 weeks.

I can’t believe I’m the only one that thought Tony Bennett was banging his mother-in-law while she was pregnant with his wife. Right?

That Lea Michele story would have benefitted from this.

That Tony Bennett story is prettttty familiar....

Jeebus, People Magazine.

Seeing her and Barack on the Inauguration Day stage - handing the keys to the castle over to Khmer Yuge - is going to be one of the most gut-wrenching things ever.

Why does the cover with The Rock on it make it look like he’s a

I’m getting young Norm Macdonald after two bottles of wine.

No the younger guy. Iain de Caestecker

As I said yesterday, I admire your dedication to staying up to date on the math of the vote count, but I also worry that it will only drive you to the point of insanity, because the truth is just too bone chilling.

But we’ll have tons of rallies to throw adulation at our dear leader!

So, marriage equality is settled law, but medical privacy is not? SCOTUS has settled both marriage equality and privacy in the forms of Obergefell & Roe respectively.

 “I’m pro-life. The judges will be pro-life.”

I don’t think it changed the mind of anyone who voted on Tuesday but I would suspect it affected voter turn out for her.

I can’t find the tip “line” and I’m sorry, but white women capitalizing on black lives matter with $4 safety pins on Etsy is just gross.

no, that would be “Idiocracy”.

Could you tell us about other movies you haven’t see, Bobby?

Pence becomes President. That would be a very, very bad idea.

His #1 priority right now is trying to get the Inaugural Ball on a Trump Property so he can make some coin off of it.