I’m high, right? I must be high. Maybe I’ve heard that song “Easy Street” one too many times in my cell. That has to be it.

All this time Trump has been saying the election is rigged. Anyone put any thought into whether that was an accusation or a confession?

No wonder Trump voters want to hang journalists. What a hurtful and accurate-sounding statement.

TOTALLY AGREE. But give N Va a chance yet!

Maybe they want Hill to win.

I think drinking while Jezebelling makes me only comment in hashtags.

#theyrewithher #shhhhh

Jerry, the drugs are not working. I think the best we can hope for is a Veep tie now, right? Christ.

Too close!! I’m watching the polls like:

JFC. CNN is no better. I am having a heart attack

Bless you. You made me laugh in between dry heaves. I needed that.

My god, America.

Can’t sleep, clowns will grab my pussy.

I thought she was married to a Canadian who snuck across the border.

Some people say that Ivanka now types his tweets, while sitting on daddy’s lap in a negligee. Some people are saying that.

Don’t listen to VoteyMcVoterface. This is ALWAYS funny. I look forward to more of these when Hillary is president and Trump is still bellyaching months later

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?