omg I wonder what ice cream Jonathan Cheban I got, I bet it was so good. He probably looked at the menu and just knew from reading the words that his ice cream would taste so super good. I hope, for everyone’s sake, that Kim did not get the rock shrimp.

I think it was God punishing us for not appreciating President Obama.

Mr. Root and I do not have the same taste in billionaires.

Right. But those are nowhere near the liver, so I don’t know what the hell.

I can guarantee that this woman never called or visited her uncle and only popped up after she realized how much this unit might be worth.

He’s clueless, it’s why he keeps yelling at Hillary Clinton for not yet changing tax and gun laws. He seems to think that any political office is a dictatorship.

I’m glad that Real Joe has finally merged with Onion Joe to become the one true Joe we were promised.

Look at that light in his eyes! He’s too excited to even think straight! Should he spend it on arcade games, or penny candy? Arcade games, or penny candy?!?! Choices!!!

See a penny, pick it up

Good thing she ended up marrying an actual billionaire.

Yep, because when you hit it this ridiculously big, you almost HAVE to have a failure next, or at least a “disappointment.” A sophomore or junior or senior slump.

I listened to the Hamilton podcast “The Room Where It’s Happening” this morning. The host interviewed the doc director Alex Horwitz and asked him basically the same question. Horwitz explained that he and Miranda have been friends since freshman year of college. He watched him create “In the Heights” and achieve…

He really seems like he genuinely loves us all back.

Would it kill Jimmy Fallon for just once not to break into a giggling fit like a little school girl?

Ahhhhhh. We’re going in May. So excited.

I was a kid when his accident happened, but my family were really big into horses, so he was at quite a few of the events (horse events and competitions) that we were at.

Specs Luthor

what a lot of people don’t know is that james carville is actually just the “fruiting body” of a much larger underground organism

I think he’s trying to get on “Dancing with the Stars” or “Worst Chefs - Celebrity Edition.”

Eminem is still a thing?