littlejoecartwright
Little Joe Cartwright is ready for the Apocalypse
littlejoecartwright

Australians say jumpers too.

What’s black and white and red all over?

Banana banana banana banana banana banana banana Benghazi.

Orange you glad I’m orange?

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To arrest Hillary!”

Damn, can you warn a girl before you post something that funny?! I was sipping Diet Coke and nearly killed myself coughing and laughing.

“I get the biggest boos. Yuuge boos. The best boos.”

You know, many people are saying he’s recoiling from the sight of the cross. Actually recoiling from the cross! I wasn’t there, but I can say, there are a lot of crosses, and nosferatus recoil.

“knock knock”

Is he laughing or dying?

Donald will tweet

It’s a solid Yes!

This is an odd headline that doesn’t really match what happened.

Giuliani: Real-life Nosferatu (y / n)?

was her pocketbook was stuffed with extra ketchup packets, splenda and napkins?

Also pullovers. Jumpers and Pullovers can also be sweaters if they are a knit.

Germans call them pullovers. But they loooove David Hasselhoff, so....

Though I certainly understand why he chose not to, I honestly wish Biden had run- and please don’t take that as anti-Hillary, because I have a lot of faith in her. But I often think that Biden would not only wipe the floor with Trump, but do it in such an all encompassing policy and straight-talk smackdown way that