Patrick Lockhart from Days of Our Lives

If not DJT, I’m thinking Eric Trump for sure.

Throw in some artisan meats and cheeses. Charcuterie!

She’s processing the election through arts and crafts. She is too twee to live.

Austin is only the 4th largest city in Texas. I don’t think it affects even Texas politics that much. See Dan Patrick. See also Rick Perry.

To me, that’s the scariest part of it.

Corey Lewandowski is a raging asshole.

CNN promised me weeks ago that college educated women were going to vote for Hillary.

She’s hoping to be confused with Ivanka. But, really, shouldn’t they be in red?

Goddammit, Kaine. Can’t you fucking deliver Virginia?

I’m 52. I remember using DOS batch files to make a prompt menu for the AT&T PCs at work. And when I learned to make the display in different colors? So cool.

Hey, I’m an Aggie! Moved to El Paso after graduating.

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Years ago, I worked in an office building in El Paso. Those by the windows would look out for the “Burrito Lady.” She would arrive with a foil lined shoe box filled with her homemade burritos. Co-workers would rush downstairs to get their food and give me side-eye for being too fancy for shoe box food. Sorry, not…

Fun, plus no DUIs.

I tried remembering my 21st birthday, wondering if there was a good get drunk story I was forgetting. Then I remembered I am so old, the drinking age was 18 when I was young. Yay, Texas!

Yolanda should have married for height instead of money.

In related good news, Bobcat Goldthwait has noticed a renewed interest in his movie “Shakes the Clown.”

I’ve done the calculations. That’s just pickle relish, sir.

For every Trump, there’s a Ted Bundy.