Mustard with a little pickle relish, that’s all you need.

I feel sad for Sinead. Also, I don’t know what hormone replacement surgery is.

Yes, that was pretty God and Abraham, wasn’t it?

Like negging is going to work on Salma. She’s a goddess.

Even Tracy Morgan had a hard time remembering it was Brian Fellow.

Lucky!! I bought a Broadway subscription series for ASU Gammage just so I would have a chance to buy tickets for the touring company show when it comes to Phoenix in 2017-2018.

I’ve got the DVR set. I wonder what it’s like to be Lin-Manuel Miranda (or Chris Pratt) and wake up one morning to find the whole country decided they really like you and everything you do. That must be awesome and terrifying, all at the same time

Well, it’s a great time to be an immigrant in America. You should totally think about it.

Hi ho.

Eight years ago, I went to a concert at the Hollywood Bowl for the Dodgers’ 50th anniversary celebration featuring Randy Newman. Tommy Lasorda spoke and hoped we all enjoyed the concert with the LA Philharmonica. It was a fun night.

She’s in America now. She should assimilate or be destroyed.

Maybe a couple of British people call them jumpers, but other than that? Nah.

Economy of characters.

Have you ever hung out with a kindergartener? If you ever look away from them, they always claw and grab at you to bring your attention back to them.

That’s okay. I probably shop there enough for the both of us.

I call my son “Fish” because of Abe Vigoda.

Gilberthrope was with Giuliani on 9/11, and he didn’t see Hillary there. Also, he supplied Hillary with meth before the last debate.

I forgot about Linda!