For your next hostess gift.

I’ll say it again. A goddamn treat. You and the resulting thread confusion.

Yeah, they’ll bring up Obama’s Special Olympics quip.

He’s really good with kids. Maybe 1st grade teacher?

Jesus Christ, the Crypt Keeper has that child in his clutches.

Is it TSwift? I bet it’s TSwift.

Last fall, I planted a bunch of petunias in the yard. I counted and had over 100 mosquito bites on my legs when I was done.

I think they better pray for six day school weeks.

Me, too. I don’t think he has a case. It wasn’t a personal tape. He filmed it for Access Hollywood, owned by NBC, it’s work product. NBC can do whatever they want with it.

Loved Jason Statham! I want a Spy II so much.

I liked Bridesmaids, but I can see it’s not for everyone. Have you seen Spy? If not, give it a try. It’s a better buddy movie.

The original saying was top o’ the muffin, because no one likes to eat the stem.

She should be mad at her dentist for giving her bridge work that doesn’t fit in her mouth.

I think it’s safe to say Billy’s Access Hollywood colleagues did not care for him. But they got the last fuck you, didn’t they?

I work in a school. Listening to him sniff, I had the same feeling as I do being stuck in a room with 25 little kids during cold and flu season. It takes everything I have not to yell at them, “Blow your fucking nose.”

Bring it down a notch, Billy. You’re overselling it.

This is Al’s doing. He haaaaates when Billy says being in your 30's makes you make immature decisions.

Is there any money in the fog of confusion?

“I pledge to be a better man tomorrow.”

How about not using the television as a babysitter, babe.