If Trump wins (horrible to think, worse to type), neither he nor Melania would spend enough time outside to ever even find the garden.

She needs the cash.

Wide a-woke for days at a time.

Nope. Unless by Bae you mean asshole. And by Woke you mean coked-up.

She’s an actor. She was working on a new character, over-excited talent show backstage mom.

Goddammit, you’re a treat.

I was there in July. I’m very glad I got to ride Tower of Terror once more before they shut it down.

Disney put a lot of money into retooling the Pirates of Caribbean ride. Now they have to keep reminding us who Jack Sparrow is every few years.

Tiffany,

I felt for David. He clearly wanted to talk about his mother’s behavior without bringing up the affair. But Shannon was insistent on mentioning it. I don’t think the girls need to hear about that any more. The MIL’s behavior was bad enough, independent of the affair blaming.

That this show is good takes the sting out of “Passengers” sucking.

She got sick of his Dad jokes.

Unless she was the victim of ruthless photo shopping, Bethenny ought never say anything to Jules about her eating disorder again ever, ever.

Usually when a person is of an age that photo orientation eludes them, their children are much younger.

Jim Bellino is a nasty, lying grease spot. He wins top asshole billing. Second is Amber’s husband in New Jersey.

Heather should be embarrassed she said that on TV.

Vicki told Meghan it took a “near-death experience” to get a visit from her. Please, death was no where near. Death was fishing in Idaho, not at the Glamis dunes.

$200 a week grocery money? Damn, Pizza Box, my middle class budget is bigger than that.

I have a $30 Fossil wallet that I wouldn’t leave on the little grocery store ledge. They’re always sticky. Zendaya’s probably costs a lot more than mine.

I used to live in El Paso, and still get news updates. It was big news last month that the Chico’s Tacos on Montana was closing to make room for a CVS. So I got the cognitive dissonance.