Way outside my comfort zone. I’m glad it never came up when my kids were little.

Last month, the TSA at Sky Harbor let me take my 83 year old mother thru security and right to her gate without being a ticketed passsenger. Cranky old lady in a wheelchair? They were more than happy to let me deliver her.

Most two year olds are still crapping their pants and speaking incomprehensibly.

I’m thinking he must be going to Nogales, if he’s gonna make it in time to Phoenix.

How about, “Let’s make a bong out of it."

When my son was four, he demanded to be called Mike, as in Mike Wasowski.

Next time Max sees Nev, I hope he gives him shit, because I know Max thinks that’s ridiculous.

Madonna, or as Faye Dunaway refers to her, Single White Female.

I liked it, too. Pretty fun meta solar reference.

Hey, Brandi, I bet you didn’t offer your friend that caveat before you took their money.

She’s a piece of work. I like how she approaches someone my age at the deli counter and tells them she senses a passed mother figure. Yeah, if it turns out my 82 year mother still alive, it’s a safe bet that my 1o5 year old Grandma is dead.

Oh, Al wasn’t having it. Billy Bush was giving excuses, and Al was all, “Bullshit.”

Yes, but one “Office Space” is equal to, like, ten movies. She was pivotal to the penny tray, how’s that not stealing scene.

People who have $186,275.89:

I’d go ahead and fly to the UK, then throw in with a coyote.

It seems like terrible exploitation. A few years ago, my niece had two paid summer internships with a chemical company. Sweet deal, she started her senior year knowing she had a job lined up at graduation. My husband usually has an intern, and his tech company absolutely pays them.

The CSI franchise should hire her.

Ryan Lochte, not as happy.

Every time I re-watch True Lies, I’m again reminded how engaging Tom Arnold can be.