My husband wears golf shorts. He must have 15 pairs of Adidas and Nike golf shorts. Not to go to work, but every moment he’s not working. We live in Phoenix so that clima-cool fabric is the way to go.

This is a sound and well-reasoned list.

Using her wiles for wood working. Chip should start wearing a “Free Clint” t-shirt.

Ha!

Lives for it.

“If Joanna had a baby with French doors, it would be shiplap.”

With the guy who makes all her tables. Calling it now.

And, just out of, you know, curiosity, where would that be? Just curious. For a friend.

I’m not mad. The flag was probably supposed to be a patriotic prop for an adorable canine pic. But, it took a turn, because of, you know, dogs.

She is a tall drink of water.

More than two, it’s you!

It’s so hot in valley right now. I thought I was going to burst into flames in the mall parking lot today. The monsoon can not get here fast enough.

When they were photoshopping the human off Kanye, I think they accidentally clone stamped her eye onto her eyebrow.

Uncanny Valley.

He looks confused.

What a great vehicle to showcase her terrible fake accents. She can do American, vaguely Eastern European and vaguely slightly less Eastern European.

Yeah, but he told poor Walter, “I’d sign for the tip, but I’ve got no thumbs."

He’s seen your browsing history. He knows what’s going on.

He thinks he’s people.

She’s got to be making more money than he does.