I guess he could still care for her, but it would be hard to trust her.

I absolutely love “The Other Guys.” After watching it and the closing credits a dozen times, I felt like “The Big Short” was almost a sequel, a very natural progression from one to the next. I’m interested in his take.

After about two of the single lane turns, we turned back. No ragrets.

ASU Gammage Theater for me!!

4th of July is going to be an awkward family gathering at the Palin compound.

This is why Matt Kuchar’s golf school spots crack me up so much.

He should copy his ex-wife Yolanda’s haircut. She’s gorgeous with her short hair.

I love our Phoenix Zoo and took my kids there all the time. But enclosures are designed to keep animals in, not humans out. So there are boundaries, implied and real, like three foot fences. It’s our jobs as the humans to respect the boundaries, and teach our kids to do so as well. If we make the enclosures human…

This has to be temporary housing while their big-ass Hamilton money house is being finished.

Why do women continue to rep for Origami Owl? The founder, Christian Weems, has no problem with adult women molesting teenaged boys.

And every day, I’d bring her the mail and say “here’s the Biz Markee Post.”

That’s sehr funny!

I bought a pair of white Boyfriend jeans at Old Navy three years ago. They are my favorite thing to wear. I wash them in warm water and toss ‘em in the dryer, and they’ve held up great.

It will continue until we run out of parents that are willing to pimp out their actor children for cocaine and speedboats.

Only the not going to the grocery store. I’ve been married 24 years, we rarely go grocery shopping together.

Sumthin' see thru.

Terrible heartburn when I was pregnant, took Zantac and still had to sleep upright in a recliner. He was the baldest of bald babies, but such a perfectly round head, he really pulled it off.

Arsenic poisoning?

When she first joined RHONY, they made a big deal about the Home in the Berkshires, like Dorinda was going to be this classy Dame. But after watching her slur her way thru a couple of seasons, I think her late husband may have been Eliza Doolittling her. But he didn’t make it past the horse race.

I don’t watch that, maybe I can Netflix or Hulu it. I live in Metro Phoenix, and in July, I just stay inside and binge watch TV. I need to start building my show lists.