I can’t remember which divorce it was, but in an interview Janet Jackson was wide-eyed marvelling that she was starting to date and now experiencing things most people did at a younger age. I rolled my eyes at the time, but pregnancy at 5o fits into her and her late brother’s idea that they are immune to aging.

I didn’t have kids until my mid-30s. I know I would have had a happy life if it turned out we didn’t have children. I’ve also had a happy life with my kids and spouse. Sure, children can cause you heartbreak and worry. But I’ve lived long enough that I have parents in their 8os, with health issues and dementia, giving…

I can’t imagine a more horrifying attack to endure. I wish Charla Nash all the best.

Matéo is the hero of the story.

Pretty sure Mia got Soon-Yi to stop eating out of the garbage can.

Ben is hot for teacher, apparently.

Is Phoebe Price still out and about?

A tiger at an engagement party: both extravagant and low rent, all at the same time.

Ice is an essential ingredient in iced tea. It’s right there in the name. The waitstaff gets a bigger tip when they notice a lack of ice in my tea and bring me a glass of just ice.

They don’t look like any families in my neighborhood. No one is that good looking on my street.

Every new optometrist: Oh, your prescription is...steep.

I am not a fancy lady with Hollywood money. But even I don’t go to LensCrafters.

I don’t think she was making light of his feelings. She was starting a straightforward conversation about sharing custody, a conversation that should be straightforward and emotion free.

He knows he’s been divorced, right. It’s like saying “you drive a car” or “you wear pants.”

I think she recently complained about his treatment of her, and he decided to correct her behavior publicly.

What? Female Body Inspector. That’s outrageous.

Hey, Melania, why don’t you tell that shit to Billy Carter and Roger Clinton?

Just letting you know you weren’t the alpha.

I zigged when you thought I was gonna zag. No, when I was little, I never didn’t have bruised shins.

I thought he was just making the classic Jim face.