NPH’s little girl’s legs are bruised and scabbed. Just like an active little kid’s legs should be.

Aw, I’d forgotten about Muffy Crosswire! I used to love watching Arthur with my kids. But that’s just how Muffys (Muffies?) are.

I graduated in 1981. It must have been the preppy craze. Remember the “Official Preppy Handbook." I’m still getting L.L. Bean catalogues.

My go-to snobby white girl name is Muffy. But you have to say it in a mid-Atlantic accent.

Yeah, but I don’t need those two yellow sailboats, but, dammit, I want them.

Target’s a danger to my wallet. Amirite?

My life is just like Kate Middleton’s. Except for the cash and glorious, shiny locks.

If he was sick enough that his illness was life threatening, you’d think he’d have staff pick up medication at the pharmacy. Anyway, it’s a sad day.

Twice? That’s barely a trend, much less a history.

How many times has she been married?

That’s it in a nutshell. I think Vanderpump can be a big ole shit stirrer, but I’m on her side on this one. Especially after LisaR spent last season acting like an addiction expert. Well, compared to Scheana Shay.

They all lived on the same wooded property, so all had the same exposure to ticks.

Phoenix Zoo and the oryx.

That’s what I was thinking. After he pays his customers to replace the clothes he’s ruined, he brings the damaged items to Dorinda to wear.

I celebrate by shopping at Target four times a week, always while holding a Starbucks in my left hand. So much Smith and Hawken at my house.

Sit down, John Adams!

Hugh Jackman is the best.

It’s all Hamilton, all day, at my house. My daughter listens to the soundtrack everyday. She’s reading the source biography. I’m buying a 2016 - 2017 season subscription so I have a chance to get tickets when the touring company comes to the Gammage 2017-2018.

That explains it! I was at the station in Kyoto and saw the women’s only car, but there were a few men on it and it didn’t seem to bother the women passengers. I couldn’t figure why the men were in the car. But it was mid-day and not crowded, so the specific hours make sense.

I don’t know if it’s my high def TV, but Lala’s reunion makeup just makes her face look dirty.