I tell my kids two things: obscure your license plate and, FFS, don’t Instagram the evidence.

A beautician from the valley named Marjorie. And if this was really taken on the 8th, she and her friend just shopped at Steinmart, where she found her blinged Super Bowl shirt on sale for 75% off.

The hell, THG. Do you think Lyme disease makes you lose a foot of height?

I just offered it up when my kids were little, and we had a new playdate coming over. I’d tell them at my house there are no guns, no smoking, no pool, no pets. Plenty of refined flour and sugar, though.

Couldn’t make it taste worse.

I tried to find a supercut of the exasperated sighing of Axl of The Middle.

How about your 50s? Because I would love that gig.

That’s my situation. I wear clothes from Target and Old Navy, while my husband’s work clothes come from Nordstorm. But even if I worked, his clothing budget would eclipse mine. His golf shirt/shorts wardrobe is insane.

Please, can vaping be over soon? I hate walking past vapers. It’s like walking through a cloud of Juicy Fruit gum.

The video is cute, but not as cute as this.

Wait until 2nd and 3rd grade when they get into the “Captain Underpants” books. All farts, all the time.

The girl in black. She looks well put together.

I like the little backpack, though,

Here’s Ginza, 2015

Moving on to the next round? What an asshole. He’s really rubbing his wife’s nose in it.

Didn’t follow the link until your comment. I laughed so hard.

Both my father and my husband are combat veterans. Neither of them has ever hit a spouse or a child, and certainly never threatened to.

Even more if you’re the two kids deemed so unattractive you’re not allowed to leave the studio.

I had my first at 33, and my second at 35. I did have a miscarriage in between that was chromosome based, but other than that, it was all good.

Sherri Shepherd’s ability to fund $4,100 monthly support payments is wanning.