Someone should tell Bethenny that no one likes a know-it-all. She’s becoming insufferable.

You’re right. I wonder how well those two get along these days.

Brad “I destroyed my brother’s alibi” Dassey?

Maybe a wire fox terrier.

Discretion fail.

And she probably makes the best chocolate chip cookies you’ve ever eaten.

Damn, Elvira, Oscar and those cheek bones?

Meant to do that.

Man, I’m hoping your cousin is two.

Really, ‘cause I’d be afraid of trying to escape a devastating hurricane with what I could carry on my back and having your psychopath husband shoot me because he thinks stealing a goddamned TV is worth killing someone.

Thanks, babe, you too. Although my weekend will far less poop-centric than yours.

I was thinking if he liked women in their 50s, I might have a chance.

I have a stripe of gray on each side of my head starting at my temples. No gray anywhere else. I’m the goddamned Bride of Frankenstein.

A boy’s best friend is his mother.

I’ve never gotten more than two years out of an HP printer. Are they made to be disposable?

Listen, Donald, Samuel L Jackson was in “The Long Kiss Goodnight,” and you weren’t, so fuck off.

That’s why I was wondering if this is new or old behavior. But as you said, we don’t know if this is something that was going on all along.

Is this an old pattern? Because when I see his age, I wonder about dementia/Alzheimers. Can make people real combative.

Their firey tempers are off-putting.

Well, on one hand, Norman Reedus. On the other, Joshua isn’t an old sweater that should be shed off.