What have you heard about Pacey?!?

Every March, we’re the only family left in Chandler. The rest of the town is in Puerto Peñasco, Mexico. Then when school resumes, every nine year old girl has cornrows.

I’m more of a champagne brunch white person.

I feel so sorry for Brendan, who was absolutely railroaded into a false confession. But his brother and step-father both did him in, by placing him at the house with Theresa, in conflict with his mother’s and others’ timelines for Brendan.

5,450 people are having patytime.

One time, I figured out I had gone the whole month without changing a poopy diaper. Between day care and my husband, they had been covered. Whee. Then my husband went on a three week business trip, and the party was over. Gah.

Damn, People, Kim has enough problems without you referring to her as “oldest sister.” She’s just the older sister.

That does make sense. I saw that the Catfish boys travel with their own art to cover the hotel room art.

I’m not an addiction expert, but Scheana’s insistence that Shay not take painkillers, but keep on drinking because she cannot be with a sober person makes me very worried about Shay.

That’s too bad, because I’ve got one of those covered!

If I choose to believe Yolanda Bananas Foster is really sick, do I have to retroactively believe that Brooks has cancer?

If I was President of the world for a day, dumping Gatorade on coaches and ugly sweater parties would cease to be things.

When my son was in third grade, his favorite show was “Drake & Josh.” Drake was the clearly the star.

I’ve been watching “The Real Housewives of Chesire.” I think Americans are better at the talking good stuff.

Goddammit, Idris, you’re British. Your people invented the damn language.

Oh, Countess, always bet on black...cocktail dress that is worn to a beautifully appointed dinner party at a Connecticut farmhouse where the place cards are whittled from homegrown birch trees and accented with boxwood.

I’m thinking no one picked up the check. I’m thinking those girls dined and dashed.

At first, I thought Mia was mad at whatever shit kid put those stickers on her car. Some people don’t deserve nice cars.

In his defense, John McCain never appears on camera together with Sarah.

Oh, shit, it’s Miss Universe that’s on right now. I almost lost my shirt.