This hasn’t aired at my house yet, starts in a few. I wonder if I can convince my husband to wager on the winner. I could make a few bucks.

My children were little and susceptible to deceptive advertising. Please, please, they said, buy us a Klondike Bar.

I just saw “Sisters.” I laughed so hard. And then cried at the ending. So sweet and so crass at the same time.

For many, many reasons.

“Date Night” and “Baby Mama” were well reviewed, and I enjoyed them very much. Yeah, I’ll give you “Admission.”

Does Steven’s mother belong to the same bridge club as Ethan Couch’s mom?

That’s true, that might not be the phone call and reminder you wanted that day.

It was a grief counselor that worked at the hospital, some outreach program.

To capture the wide set eyes, you’ll need to cast Missy Pyle.

17 years ago, when I lived in Indiana, I miscarried at 12 weeks. I had to have a D&C. I was given the choice of treating the remains as medical tissue, or they could give me information to have a burial. I know people who have lost children or had full term still births. Equating a 12 week fetus with that kind of…

If you’re a little chilly, hold a baby. They warm you right up. They often come with blankets!

This elf has inspired lots of cottage industries. In my neighborhood Facebook group, there are a couple of ladies making super hero capes and sleeping bags for elves. One lady will retro-fit your elf with wired limbs for easier posing.

Another thing to blame “After Earth” for.

My husband’s pretty used to me saying “lean back” so that he’s not in the background of my sangria shot.

I always avoid the 13th/14th century wings of art museums. Baby Jesuses with adult proportions freak me out.

Personally, I would be more than happy to pay the taxes on my $755,492.85 income.

Maybe I need to pay a little visit to On Demand.

Really? It was for birth control?

one, two, sibilance

Yes, I would like to know as well.