About five years after my ligation, I had an ectopic pregnancy. Not great. But they took out the good tube when they removed the ruptured one, so now I got no worries.

Looks like you brought a gun to a rocket launcher fight.

Until February, it’s Schrödinger’s RPG.

Carl was very close to straight up being the Governor 2.0, but Rick laid down his gun and started farming to save Carl.

As Tobin said, things moved slowly, until things started to move fast.

Not until February. I’ll stay optimistic through the holidays.

Porch Dick owns a good share of the blame how those boys turned out. But Jessie still has an obligation to prepare her sons for life in the Zombie Apocalypse.

Yes, Abraham with a rocket launcher is very pleasing.

Jesse needed to have the “Suck it up, buttercup” talk with Sam a while ago. Carol didn’t have enough time with him to toughen him up.

Jesse - the worse parent in the Zombie Apocalypse. Her boys are the worst.

I don’t pass up much on free stuff. I love getting free stuff. But there is a dark side to it.

Yeah, that looked like a self-indulgent snoozefest. But I’m not an Angelina fan, so I may have been rooting for it to suck.

Same ages when I had my two. It was the little “oof” sound I made when standing up after giving a two year old a bath that made me glad I didn’t wait even longer before having kids.

You know what, Carly? Try some Lava soap to get the stain off your hands.

I’m up for a sacrificial Morgan.

Carol is the only person who will be able to get Sam to come downstairs. Although, personally, I think he’s just waiting for that terrible bowl haircut to grow out.

I didn’t feel Glenn’s comeback was cheap or manipulative. I felt during the show that they were trying to give us Maggie’s POV. It was effective, and, honestly, I was happy to see him. I’ll cross the Negan bridge when I come to it.

Right after her performance, she looked at the camera, crossed her eyes and went whew. I find her adorable and charming.

I like that picture very much. But I’ll stay away of Idris’ Facebook page, in case his statuses are only about Crossfit.

Yep, and the 40 bucks I save on flowers, I spend on vodka. Then I take pictures of my feet.