I think we should all agree to pretend that never happened.

That’s cool, because it’s just ceremonial. But like OB-GYNs, sometimes the President has to work weekends.

I don’t know how you frame the same argument for liberals and libertarians.

Every American president should have to “subjugate their religious beliefs to our Constitution.”

Yeah, I immediately starting singing Alice’s Restaurant.

Nothing goes over my head...! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

Spoiler: Rosebud is his sled.

There have been literally dozens of times that someone has said to Snake Person, “So I’ve got that going for me...which is nice,” and the reference has gone wholly unappreciated.

Clear your schedule today. You need to watch, in this order, “Caddyshack,” “Stripes,” and “Ghostbusters.”

What? Please tell me you’ve seen “Stripes.”

Damn, Zendaya, I think you could streamline and reorder your parking system.

My tea is unsweetened, and I’m gonna guess there is plenty of sugar in Si’s tea.

I find it very refreshing on a hot day.

It says is Chinese. My husband travels to Taiwan frequently, and his coworkers are always sending him home with Chinese tea for me. But I would think they’re sending me the good stuff.

I drink iced green tea like it’s my job. I usually have a glass of it in my hand at all times. But it’s just regular leaf tea, like Tazo or Bigelow, so maybe I won’t die.

I am an old person with teenagers, so trick or treating is in the past, but I think the fun in Halloween is making the costumes.

I want to go to lunch with the ladies, esp. Yolanda!

Skip one latte each month and I’m there.

I call our state’s governor The Deuce, but for a completely different reason.

How about lamb? Can you ask someone to be a lamb?