You shouldn’t believe everything that you read, that’s how you wind up with a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve.

More Hawt Takes!

There are no cars that “take all the damage in an accident.” The brain has room to rattle around inside the skull, and no matter what you put around the outside of the head, absorbing a lot of force (from colliding with either a car or a linebacker) is going to make it rattle.

Yeah, in this day in age, if an underaged teen wants to show off a cool trick she can do, it’s her fault that some creepy as fuck 30 year old at a toilet bowl of a website calls her hot. Clearly she’s at fault here.

You know you fucked up when even Barstool commenters are calling you a creep 

It could even be that Fitz destroyed the Earth trying to create a time machine to rescue them, and stopping him from rescuing them is what will reset everything lol

The only people that loot boxes etc... ‘prey’ on are those who are incapable of delaying their own gratification.

There are a group of NFL teams I actively cheer against precisely because of their stupidity re Kaepernick. The following teams would be legitimate playoff threats with him at QB instead of the abysmal warmed over corpses they insist on trotting out:

1) Houston
2) Miami
3) Baltimore
4) Denver
5) Green Bay
6) Arizona

While…

Not everything needs or has a damn hack. PAY for a ticket, sit in a seat, watch your ONE movie and go home. Use a rewards card if you want to get a free popcorn now and then.

You lose your power over a sex worker when they leave the room. For him, it was about absolute control — a sick kind of ownership over these women’s lives.

I would personally like to see the NCAA lose out on free labor - 18 is old enough to join the Army, why not the NBA??

“Because I can build a fully automatic Sten submachine gun with readily available components from Home Depot and the tools in my garage if I really wanted to. I just don’t want to.”

But we regulate Cocaine. Just because you can get it, doesn’t mean it’s pointless to make it harder to obtain. Maybe it doesn’t stop everyone, but I’d bet cocaine use would go up if it was sold at Walmart.

Counter-proposal: Keep all golf courses active but also populate them with wolves.

Hint: The machine works just fine, they just don’t want to mess around with cleaning it.

Oh honestly, if the effect is the same, the intentions don’t matter.

No, as this removes our reviews from the media and publicity cycle.

Jesus Christ, thats Ronan Farrow? Is he like Doogie Howser but a reporter instead of a doctor?