Or maybe it’s a remake no one asked for, a decade past any nostalgia for the original, and dumping it to the stream just cut the losses on a bad idea?

Eternia playset, He-Man. You left that white whale out.

The problem is that, no matter the gender, sexuality, race, age or whatever of the creators, we do not need any more Star Wars. It wrapped up as perfectly as it ever could have in the early 80s. Trying to get more stories out of a wrapped up concept is the problem, nothing else.

Put cool ass toys in there again and we’ll start buying again. This isn’t even a joke. I’m in my early 40s and my generation just really really falls for this. Something that glows in the dark, something linticular? Bam. Sales.

Bubble gum dance pop isn’t my thing, has never been my thing, even when I was in the right age range, but... yeah... Star Wars is so exhausted as a media property, so completely run into the ground that... as much as the person as I was before the prequels were terrible could not imagine me saying this, the bubble gum…

Projects have always gone through a carousel of working titles, back to the beginning of the film industry, but... man... in terms of Publicly Announced Titles for a project, Agatha’s sure been through a lot of them. I’m still hype for it a lot more than I am for most of the Marvel upcoming but, like, it’s not a good…

...people cared about “The Exorcist Franchise”? It ended in 1977 and it should’a stayed that way, to be honest. Not everything is a franchise! Very few things should be! (Not to mention that it’s gonna be another horror movie hamstringing itself by not dropping near Halloween like... half the horror movies this year?)

I didn’t see it because the lead beats the shit outta women and had a Manson-esque cult compound. Nothing about multiverse fatigue, nothing about theatre fatigue or cape fatigue. The lead should either be in prison or a psych ward and I can’t support making the lead a star.

The smart men use old tee-shirts, not old socks. Much better chance of minimizing splash-back.

Someone should’ve told him you win more flies with money than you do with minegar.

There is nothing NOTHING cornier or more cringe in sport than this jackass’s shitty home run calls.

If Brodie understood that you HAVE to roll seven-deep in the bullpen from Opening Day because two or three guys are GOING to regress, we’d probably have something, yeah. But the “ah, we’ve got five guys and... uh... whatever from AAA, I guess” money-saving strategy quickly goes tits up when Diaz Familia and Gsellman…

I am a (long-suffering) Mets fan and I need to tell you... this won’t last. In this long stretch, they’ve mostly played teams that have utterly given up... the White Sox, the Padres, the Pirates, the Marlins. In this stretch, they’ve played two plausibly contending teams for seven games, the Giants and the Twins, and…

It’s almost if you’re such a fucking scumbag you philander yourself into a car wreck, you might not be able to consistently physically perform at a high level anymore due to the injuries your fucking scumbaggery caused.

I just love the idiot notion that the guy who sits in the luxury box and texts in-game moves to the dugout... that somehow that guy throwing a hissy fit, that could change anything.

Dude’s advertising marketability grows a lot being L.A. based. In the internet age, the Big Marketability bump is less but it’s still A Thing.

Fandom, I reckon, is not so much the problem as... when someone’s fandom becomes one of their primary identities. Even incredibly engrossed fandom, I think, can still be healthy as long as it doesn’t become a central tenet of a person’s interactions with the world. Once you are a Trekkie or a Whateverie first and a…

This fuckin’ malingering washed-up piece of shit, you don’t get to be Red-Ass Baseball Man when you’re playing out your string on a bad contract. If you’re a world-beater in your prime on a contender, ah, maybe you have the good will to get away with this shit.

I just wanna see it again. If they released it with nothing new but I had a spare Sunday afternoon, I’d pay for the matinee ticket again, fuck it. It was fun.

Cano getting to play is low-key the worst detail of the whole season. Yes, the bullpen is a smoking slag of dead metal but, like, there are no better options to be found. Ultimately, that’s on a shitty bullpen roster.