Or maybe it’s a remake no one asked for, a decade past any nostalgia for the original, and dumping it to the stream just cut the losses on a bad idea?

Put cool ass toys in there again and we’ll start buying again. This isn’t even a joke. I’m in my early 40s and my generation just really really falls for this. Something that glows in the dark, something linticular? Bam. Sales.

...people cared about “The Exorcist Franchise”? It ended in 1977 and it should’a stayed that way, to be honest. Not everything is a franchise! Very few things should be! (Not to mention that it’s gonna be another horror movie hamstringing itself by not dropping near Halloween like... half the horror movies this year?)

I didn’t see it because the lead beats the shit outta women and had a Manson-esque cult compound. Nothing about multiverse fatigue, nothing about theatre fatigue or cape fatigue. The lead should either be in prison or a psych ward and I can’t support making the lead a star.

The smart men use old tee-shirts, not old socks. Much better chance of minimizing splash-back.

Someone should’ve told him you win more flies with money than you do with minegar.

There is nothing NOTHING cornier or more cringe in sport than this jackass’s shitty home run calls.

If Brodie understood that you HAVE to roll seven-deep in the bullpen from Opening Day because two or three guys are GOING to regress, we’d probably have something, yeah. But the “ah, we’ve got five guys and... uh... whatever from AAA, I guess” money-saving strategy quickly goes tits up when Diaz Familia and Gsellman…

I am a (long-suffering) Mets fan and I need to tell you... this won’t last. In this long stretch, they’ve mostly played teams that have utterly given up... the White Sox, the Padres, the Pirates, the Marlins. In this stretch, they’ve played two plausibly contending teams for seven games, the Giants and the Twins, and…

It’s almost if you’re such a fucking scumbag you philander yourself into a car wreck, you might not be able to consistently physically perform at a high level anymore due to the injuries your fucking scumbaggery caused.

I just love the idiot notion that the guy who sits in the luxury box and texts in-game moves to the dugout... that somehow that guy throwing a hissy fit, that could change anything.

Dude’s advertising marketability grows a lot being L.A. based. In the internet age, the Big Marketability bump is less but it’s still A Thing.

This fuckin’ malingering washed-up piece of shit, you don’t get to be Red-Ass Baseball Man when you’re playing out your string on a bad contract. If you’re a world-beater in your prime on a contender, ah, maybe you have the good will to get away with this shit.

Cano getting to play is low-key the worst detail of the whole season. Yes, the bullpen is a smoking slag of dead metal but, like, there are no better options to be found. Ultimately, that’s on a shitty bullpen roster.

It’s gonna turn out that more often than not, Brodie is just relaying Jeffy Coupon’s orders. Now, who knows, maybe Brodie occasionally goes rogue and lays down his own shit claiming it owner fiat but, like, everything wrong with the Mets stinks from the head, the fucking incompetent owners who lost their fucking…

I love that my Mets can’t even be so bad it’s funny, they’re just... normal bad, the worst kind of bad of all.

If Jason Vargas wants to talk, he should try not being a guy who should’ve retired at the end of 2017, malignering on the end of a terrible contract. Fix that, Jay-Jay, and you can totally threaten people.

Because they get to play the Mets and the Nats a bunch?

Okay, Syracuse, you too now. And also give up on the football programme while you’re at it.

On the one hand, it is a very silly idea. On the other hand, it is not as silly as pretending that 82 home games of an MLB team could ever work in Florida unless the team’s a perennial World Series contender. That is how silly trying to make baseball work in Florida is. Contract ‘em both, I still say.