Hey snowflake, if wanting racial and gender equality makes me a social justice warrior, sign me up. Hell, sounds better than “bitch-ass bigot.”

I’d be more eager for that if I didn’t think that they’ll all be replaced by the City Bus Disrupting, Young Person Blood Stealing, Smart Door Unlockin’ Tech Bros.

I’m a Yankee fan who has lived in the NYC area my entire life, and of course I’m very happy with the team’s success in my lifetime. But their broadcasters have always been shit. I would have loved to grow up listening to Vin Scully call games. There’s really nobody who even compares to him.

I’ve seen Yankee-Red Sox games have half-innings that lasted longer than this entire World Series game.

Knock it off with the scarves, MLS. Liking soccer doesn’t make you European. You look like idiots.

Oh, you mean he was intentionally belittling her and every other woman who works for his company? Yeah, we picked up on exactly that, dude.

Weird that they would employ so many underage workers, especially in an environment where they might be exposed to “nudity, sexual scenarios, racial epithets, suggestive gestures, profanity and references to stereotypes.”

Nice cynical take. No, he got played like a stupid drug addicted older white guy who likes doing blow off (redacted) black women while having moral issues about black men kneeling for that stupid song while protesting inequality. He got exactly what he deserved and so far, as far I can tell... only other white men…

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

You mean the market would decide the actual worth of these players? Sounds fine to me.

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”

OK. So as far as I understand, Jen Kirkman accused Louis CK (though not by name) of masturbating in front of her. She said that she wouldn’t name the comic as it would destroy her career but, in a later interview with Nerdist, pretty much confirmed it was CK by stating “It’s kind of obvious who I was talking about”

Watch the show, ignore the fan base. Actively avoid the fan base. Fan bases ruin everything.

I say this as just about the biggest Mets fan and homer there is: FUCK THE FUCKING METS. I’m done with this season.

I honestly thought that was a photo of Penn And Teller at first. I shouldn’t be drinking.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Shut down? I had no idea he had even started. His status is, “the walking retired”. He’s been retired for awhile now, a fact that neither him or the Mets seem to grasp.

A competent medical and training staff would probably cost far, far less than even one superstar player would, but the Wilpons got conned so there’s just no room in their budget for that. They’re solely responsible for everything that’s happened to every one of the Mets walking wounded.

The motherfucking Wilpons. They’re STILL cutting every available corner to make up for being scammed by Madoff, the cheap fucks. That team was in the Series two goddamned years ago and since then they’ve utterly ruined everyone on the roster.

The Mets’ trainers and doctors should lose their professional licenses. Pain exists for a reason, and that reason is not “We need to win a game”. No, you’re INJURED. Rest, do therapy, have surgery — don’t throw a damn ball 95 mph 98 times in a row.