I heard a guy on WFAN last week who called in to express the opinion that Derek Jeter is retiring too soon. Never, ever underestimate a Yankees fan when in comes to sports radio delusions.

So, Barkley is rationalizing this by explaining that social practices he saw in the south 50 years ago should be used in figuring out whether something is acceptable today? That might get awful in a hurry.

You'd have to admit, before you saw the elevator tape you thought a 4-6 game suspension was appropriate.

Also, it's good with the press.

Wow. Who knew that Jeter's biggest intangible of all was actually the baseball itself.

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

RESPE6T

why didn't he just suspend the shit out of Rice in the first place?

Are you seeing small creatures shaped like toilet plungers? Is there a stripper named Montana in a cage with you?

Tebow? Manziel?

"That's about when I lose interest, too." - Roman Polanski.

Donald Sterling also was officially named World's Biggest #2

NCAA to Players: It's not fair that the sports that make the most money should follow a different set of rules from all of the other athletes.

What it comes down to for me is this, the whole "student athlete" bullshit only came into existence because the NCAA didn't want to compensate the widow of a man who died playing football. Fuck the NCAA, death to the NCAA.

Ok, dude. Go put another mile mark sticker on your Subaru.

Yeah, we had the upper hand for a few years, but now you guys get to sit back and laugh at the absolute backwoods abortion that we have become.

I know we no longer require commenters to be funny or have a point, but can we at least require the writers to do so?

In one final tribute to late Mariners owner Hiroshi Yamauchi, Zduriencik placed the trade in, took it out, placed it in again, took it out, blew on it, and placed in again.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.