Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

…and THAT is why I don't trust the "homeschooling community".

This is a public textual medium. Improper capitalization and punctuation is the same as constantly mispronouncing words in real life.

I was going to write a big piece about how the entire system is corrupt because it's taking value from both athletes and students by creating the idea that athletics is more important than being a functioning human being, but you know what?

"When current Nike superstars Shalane Flanagan, Will Leer, and Lopez Lomong".

Yes, that is indeed a very showy and showoffy way of producing a plate of things that will taste nothing at all like fresh sea scallops, for people who wish to make known that they have spent a lot of money on food, but who do not like the taste of sea scallops.

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

God isn't real. Take your child to a fucking doctor.

No. It's the direct result of the fact that EVERYTHING IS GODDAMN MADE OF CHEMICALS GODDAMNIT. Just because it has a name that sounds scary and science-y and is also used for other things doesn't necessarily make it bad. There's plenty of food products (wheat and corn and animal byproducts) that are also used in…

Bases Loaded > all this bushleague bullshit.

When did the union agree to 162 game, 65 game or whatever other penalties were issued? When did the union agree to not being allowed to argue the veracity of the evidence against a player? The arbitrator essentially stated that the evidence was valid because MLB said so, while leaving no viable way to challenge that.…

"I once took a bag of peanuts away from him."

By Sam Woolley

I think there is a big difference between being pro-process and "pro-PED".

Alex Rodriguez: Look, they just freak me out, okay? They're sharp, they're dangerous, and who knows what's been put into them over the years.

This really isn't that big of a story. Guys go from being 'Tops to Cardinals all the time in the Catholic church.

That makes sense. I remember the hours and hours of First Take covering Chris Weinke with the Panthers and Sportscenter setting up at preseason camp to do dozens of stories about Eric Crouch/Jason White - Third String QB competition.

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*claps excitedly* Now say it as a duck!