"If you want to look thin, hang out with fat people."

Fake. It says "excellent health."

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

In fairness to Ron, if he called them "faggot-ass motherfuckers," isn't he just saying that the mothers wore equipment?

It is disappointing to be reminded that even after boston strong, boston is still just boston.

Fundamentalists of any religion realize the dangers of using your head.

The Yankees made that mistake earlier this season, referring to certain players as veterans when they should have really been retired.

Were you trying to set a world record for most strawmen and false equivalences in a single sentence?

And I think here the message is twice as powerful because it's delivered by the controversial Notre Dame mascot.

Hear that? That's the thunder of scared white people stampeding over themselves to trash "political correctness" because they feel threatened by the fact that they're losing more and more avenues by which to marginalize minorities.

College+Being High All Day+Being Broke=Enjoying 15 burgers for $5.

if the union decides to go to bat for Rodriguez, it could force the re-opening of negotiations on the CBA itself

Editing is harder than writing.

No good J.J., no one's going to take these tweets seriously. Time for Plan B.

In need of heroic inspiration, Jeter has turned to Jason Collins, who spent 13 years on the DL while remaining active.

Phil Esposito was my favorite player for my favorite team, but it didn't mean shit to him.

Anyone who calls themselves a maverick has the word mixed up with douchebag.

truth? i'm missing mike leach.