As a Mets fan, I’d settle for Marwin Gonzalez to fill in until Yo can walk again and two more set-up relievers, which shows you how far those fucking Wilpons have beaten into the fucking ground.

This newest reboot of HOME ALONE is pretty weird, you guys.

Nothing more Trumpian/Peak 2018 than some rich asshole saying “I like that guy on the teevee!” and hiring him for something he has no experience in.

They would’ve been the last wild-card in the playoffs if they’d been non-racist enough to sign Colin Kap. Fight me.

It’s ALMOST like the UFC regards its womens’ division with such a lack of seriousness and real talent-development that it’s hard to tell the athletes’ comparative skill levels short of just throwing them together into a fight and seeing what happens.

Notre Dame’s independence allows them to make a lot more money but the paper tiger they build through their cupcake schedule bites them on the ass again. Justice is rare in sport, in life, in the universe, but every once in a while, justice shows up.

There was something COOL about Florida and Arizona having all the spring training baseball but no major league team. It was one of those fun quirks that made the sport special, like hockey having a team in Hartford or football having a team in Green Bay.

Dana White looks like if iconic 50s Z-movie star Tor Johnson and a giant piece of shit had a baby.

Ah, he’ll land on his feet. I’m sure he’ll be the last Secretary of State before Trump’s exile to a penthouse in Moscow or something.

Rushing is the new Moneyball until everyone properly values rushing again, then passing will be the new Moneyball again. There is value in zagging whatever the big new zig is.

Cue a bid by a nowhere backwater trying to put itself on the map, damn the consequences. Lake Placid III, here we come!

The answer for “olympic sport some out of shape schmuck has the best chance of bronzing in with four years of practice” is curling. There is no other answer.

Mr. Piazza, you have shaved off a beard before, it may be time to do this again.

Jeez, it’s good no one’s gonna notice, then.

I could see Ruth still having power in his bat, even in today’s game but... yeah. When he got ahold of one, he might still crank the fucker but he wouldn’t get ahold of one that often. Best case scenario, a Matt Stairs-like pinch-hitter who you could kinda hide at first or left field for a couple of innings…

I appreciate what God is doing with football, having the Raiders being raided by another city then another city back and forth over and over again.

If it isn’t the playoff, it’s a bullshit consolation exhibition. I say this as a Syracuse alum whose school is on the other side of the ball, I don’t even know what a goddamn Camping World is, this is a bullshit consolation exhibition. Let the kid maximize his value before this meatgrinder of a fucking sport breaks…

Another gift for Syracuse in a season of luckily easy draws to create the illusion of a good season. They’ll have gotten to play two really good teams and dick-all else and still somehow still lost three games but in the rear view, it’ll unfairly look like the 10-3 record of a programme rebounding.

I’d never heard of her, I’ve barely heard of him (I know the concept of “The Jonas Brothers” but I had no idea what their first names are or even what they do? Do they sing? Do they have a show on Disney maybe?) but you’re right that this all seems insanely sexist and racist the way they’re spinning this.

By which you mean “a sane non-racist”? Sure.