Why this yahoo isn’t the focus of the no-neck meme, I will never know.

Give the fuckers this, they know their audience.

Any field where they can tell you that you’re “living the dream” just to have the chance to break in, no matter how shitty you’re treated, is a place rife for this kind of abuse. The only people who made money in the gold rush were the pimps and the pick-sellers and... well... journalism and entertainment in the…

It’s that fucking bandana on his head. That fucking bandana on a white keyboard warrior is the physical manifestation of racism. If he’d just put on a baseball cap or something, he would instantly level back down from Klansman levels of racism to Casual Reddit User levels of racism.

Trying to channel Moore’s batshit-but-nuanced-batshit worldview through Snyder’s Randian surface-glitz horseshit prism was never never never never gonna work.

As long as they’re depressing the market through the soft collusion of allowing bankrupt ownership groups like the Wilpons and Jeter’s cabals to go out there and not spend, the commish office wouldn’t mind if they went out there in goddamned burlap sacks.

Fake tough-guys, man. How many of our problems as a country, as a world would be instantly fixed if we got rid of the fake tough-guys?

Steve Somers is a minor character from an early Warren Zevon song that somehow came to life and got a radio show. He is very easy to ironically appreciate.

Whoever that #13 is in that top photo, I can tell you that without a doubt, he is everything wrong with America and if he didn’t play b-ball, he would have a youtube “prank” channel where he spouted anti-semetic dogwhistles and got 15 million views every video.

The key is to swap out the cream of mushroom for cream of celery and to nuke all mushroom related ingredients. Fungal meatiness distracts from the vegetal goodness and confuses the whole situation. We’re going for creaminess, greenness and oniony crunch. Shrooms muddy the whole show.

How married to empty old numbers do you have to be to not vote deGrom in first? Did some asshole write in Walter Johnson or something?

10,000 haircuts and his hair still looks that fucking bad.

It’s weird watching the arc of someone like this in his career, absurdly better at basketball than 99.999% of the world but, also, not the Best Ever he believed himself to be, in the context of the NBA, a solid secondary-star who could’ve won championships as Robin to an all-time great Batman but... never did because…

If they can’t play with a better quarterback because they’re “distracted” by opportunistic media wags, maybe they don’t have the mental fortitude to play pro sports and should just fuck off, y’know?

If “having a good player” is a distraction in the NFL, you’ve just underlined how fucking out of whack the priorities of the NFL are.

Hey, at least if there’s an afterlife to speak in, we can all say without fail that we witnessed the worst NFL quarterback and the worst American president in our lifetimes, if America and the NFL both last 10,000 more years, we can be sure of these things. To paraphrase Homer Simpson’s take on the old Chinese saying,…

That tennis ball thing on the far left of the cover photo to this is a fucking repurposed Oogielove and if they say otherwise, they’re lying.

As fucked as FIFA is, at least unlike the NCAA, at least they deign to allow their players pay.

So basically “learning to love shooting myself in the leg once and for all” comes down to “if I do so many opiates that I lose all feeling in my body, shooting myself is not so bad, it just needs a three-liter injection of black tar heroin as a dance partner”.

They claimed the missing money was travel expenses to “shuttle cocks”.