Don’t forget about my Mets! This is a prime excuse for the Wilpons to not spend money on him to replace the corpse of Todd Frazier at third. We’re going to get a mediocre catcher and a couple of relievers and otherwise the broke bastards are going to stand pat and even though I know the way this movie ends, I still…

The image of Nathan Peterman as Droopy Dog is the single greatest thing you have ever written and I mean this in a good way.

Said this in the i09 thread, saying it here too, I would love if the Timeless Child was the First Doctor’s granddaughter. I mean, she was the actual first woman Time Lord we ever saw (or anyway, Gallifreyan, it’s always seems hazy how much synecdoche falls between the Time Lords proper and the rest of their species).

You were a good kid to still befriend someone as clearly disturbed as that.

Being more of a baseball guy, all this headline did was try to make me imagine what the Kenyan equivalent of Drake would look like.

Trading away an average-but-competent black QB who took you to the playoffs for a big-armed talentless hunk of white cheese to try and suck up to the racists in the cheap seats is sure working out for ya, Buffalo.

If they care about a symbol more than they care about the lives of people getting shot in the streets for no reason, they’re wrong and they’re monsters, no matter what they’ve done or did not do.

College football in the Northeast is a mistake. (I say this as a Syracuse alum. No one good wants to play in the cold. We can just end this.)

We can at least agree that, yes, banana candy is one of the worst flavors of candy. Not black licorice bad but way down there, yes.

At least no one has died so no one could punch out a “Mos Deth” headline yet?

Oh yeah, I mean, they’re awful, I’m just pointing out the edge case that could save them from the very bottom.

Once I had a use for circus peanuts. Just the once. I was the stand-up comic for a Princess Bride burlesque and so I came out dressed as Fezzik, throwing circus peanuts into the crowd yelling “ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT?” It’s admittedly a niche cashe but it is a viable use. Sure don’t wanna eat ‘em, of course, but the…

Their saving grace was pretending they were Communion wafers, though. They had minimal candy value but the play value saved them from the very bottom of the barrel, I feel. What’s a Halloween without some casual heresy?

Black licorice, being the worst of all mainstream candies, is also the worst Halloween candy. (Candy corn is a bland sugar conveyance but at least it is festively-appropriate in looks.)

This is the first thing that “bullpenning” in the post-season caused that was fun and interesting. Strategically, I get it, but on an entertainment level, twelve pitchers between both teams in a 6-0 blow out makes me wanna gouge out my own eyes with Ty Cobb’s razor-sharp cleats.

Every time I think we have reached Peak Rich Out Of Touch Douchebag, Musk or Trump says “hold my goblet”.

An interesting story but I would’ve rather read it as a story than watched it as a video. I know that you are probably being pressured by money-men to turn pitches into video content instead of written articles and... I stress, I understand it is not your fault... but it’s a terrible trend and your story/opinion-piece…

Nearly all your Kraft voices sounded like Mr. Plinkett from the Star Wars prequel reviews Redlettermedia did, which isn’t a bad thing, I just wanted a “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAACE?” is all.

So that’s who Trump was planning on tapping for the U.N. Ambassadorship.

And here I thought “You should trade us deGrom for the good of New York City” was peak Yankee Disphit Entitlement.