As a Mets fan, the last thing I want to see is David Wright’s memory sullied by 70s Willie-Maysing it out there, let alone next to a wife beater with a 580 OPS.

HOT TAKE: NFL coaches having to wear sponsored hoodies and jackets instead of suits is even more demeaning than MLB coaches having to wear the players’ unis because, hey, at least everyone’s wearing it.

Ties lay bare how games are really just a fun diversion for a couple of hours and that’s why footbaw hates them so much. Enough ties and people won’t think these men they’ll never meet being drugged up and beaten to death for millions of dollars in a city three hours away aren’t a life and death thing for them, it’s…

RON HOWARD VOICE: He was proven right.

Inside the Syracuse bubble: “What a win! We might do something better than the Pinstripe Bowl this year!”

The realization that Republicans love football because you have to have suffered repeated brain damage to vote for them is really sinking in on this one.

Me: “How much of a screaming asshole would you have to be to make me take Harper’s side in a fight?”

It’s like how there is no one chicken named Camilla that Gonzo is boinking, it’s that whatever chicken is nearest Gonzo, he calls her Camilla and they have carnal relations.

Anything with raisins in it is gross as hell. This is no more or less gross than any other raisin conveyance.

I think even MMA fans can agree, the best way for an MMA fighter to garner favor with the mainstream audience is to not be what the “core”... or at least, the stereotypical... MMA fan wants: a giant vicious Gronk-lookin’ white meathead. As someone who can appreciate the skills of the sport but hates the UFC “culture”,…

It’s the feel-meh story of the year!

Wait, wait, wait, don’t change the CD yet... the old guy talks again at the end of Dark Side!

“Hey, we didn’t throw batteries! That’s the latitude you get for a Super Bowl championship!” they said, looking up from their okay but devastatingly overrated sandwiches.

It’s kind of astonishing how much of a percentage you can get, with no political experience and just a little money, as a protest vote in a congressional primary. As weird as national politics are, the smaller and more granular you get, the weirder and weirder they get.

Honest question: could part of the problem be that these people knew that if they rooted out all of the people in gymnastics coaching/organization who are there for the opportunity for sexual abuse/exploitation, they wouldn’t have a functioning community anymore? Could this be so endemic to the situation that a real…

Taking them out of a program where the people in charge will literally kill them because they have an 14th century of medicine and masculinity sounds like a good outcome for the players to me.

When your town’s greatest culinary development is cinnamon-sugar beans over spaghetti, yeah, knowing how to get to a place where the food is merely sub-par is important.

Rich people using social media to declare they cannot be wrong because they are rich, this is a thing now.

He is being an idiot because he believes his money gives him the right to be considered always right. So of course he’ll go into the world arguing that he should be rendered an infallible pope of money until people treat him that way. This is how this works, sadly.

Here is where Privilege truly shows up: in the third, fourth, fifth chances given for no sane reason.